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Poems are fun even if you can't write them! like me! Do you have a poem you would like to put here? *gets ready to snap* :D

 

For Ms. Marie! We had a very weird and short conversation about cheese.

 

Slam Cheese

 

*ahem*

 

Oh, how creamy and delicious

Buttery yellow

Filled with elegant goodness

How sharp is your tangy scent

Pleasure making tender delight *waits for snaps here*

Poking my tongue inside well formed holes

Perforated Swiss by my side

Bringing laughter with your versatile function

Tears in your unforgiving reactions

Oh, Cheese, in you I find afternoon splendor

If I had a cracker life would be perfect

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Did Laura just make a pun?

 

Sexual? :D No' date=' It's about cheese!

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*gasp*

 

I did. Wholly unintended as well. :D

 

Yes, but...the words...the description...

 

*perhaps needs a holiday*

 

And my contribution...

Little Dog Crossing Street,

Passing Car,

Sausage Meat.

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A poem about cheese bring oral sex to mind... wow, we're in the gutter.

 

Remember that I've discovered,

That girl's tricks I've uncovered,

 

Perhaps I've lied too much,

But then she's doubled in such,

 

We miss each other, yes,

Doomed ourselves in this ungodly mess,

 

But alas, I will not forget,

Nor will I let her lead herself into regret.

 

No, I'm not nice,

I love her, but my blood is ice.

 

A three minute ditty.

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An anthology of poems from MW. Hehe, that would be fun!

 

*cheers everyone's poetry* I like the ones that rhyme and the ones that do not.

 

More foodie type ones -

 

bitter peach sitting squat on a counter top

bare

crumbs sticky on her

melting on her

fruition through decay and small pinched lips

 

lazy cherry doesn't move an inch

she prefers shine to

fuzz

she is shine

and the peach knows why

 

;)

 

How nutty your flavor

But you are not a nut!

amazing fortitude

salted

in plainness I delight too

 

Hourglass shape

Like a pretty lady without hair

Even bald you are delectable

Oh, Oh, Oh,

Peanut

 

You are immortalized in my

Little wooden bowl

But how sad:

drunken pudgy men eat you

 

Not even looking

Watching football at a bar

 

Look! Look!

it is a peanut

it is good

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A bit of free-style I felt like doing.

 

At a second glance, almost all of my poetry is of the tragic romance type.

 

Lost to my only desire,

And fatal though it seems,

The only thing that could save me from this,

Might just as well kill me.

 

Forever bent onto it,

Love not love without,

My longing mingled so deeply to fear,

My only hope and my nightmare.

 

Both my dream for good or ill,

Founded on her so well and deep,

Perhaps redemption is all I have,

But the dream is more fulfilling than life.

 

Here is another 3 minute rhyming ditty.

 

Agony of mind,

Torment of soul,

Shall I never find,

My one true goal?

 

My life is rot,

My dreams dead,

My visions came to not,

And my heart's of lead.

 

I die today,

I died in my dreams,

Fate wishes no longer to play,

Nor is as whimsical as it seems.

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Frozen treat,

But yet nice,

Take a seat,

Do you want some ice?

 

 

 

Don't eat it cold,

Although truth be told,

You eat it when you have one,

Tell me, is your soup done?

 

 

Silent night,

Bright moon so full,

The moment's right,

Time to pull,

Propose the marriage,

Just beware the side affects of the carriage.

 

Tall and white,

A spike of silver,

Actually ivory right?

Houses only a sliver,

The Aes Sedai's White Tower.

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