You know that you're obsessed with the Wot when...

[Marie 73]

When you have your gf buy you a Great Serpent ring.

[Whitty 29]

You are the gf that buys it...and one for yourself.

 

[Lizzy 0]

when you courtsy to people that are older than you.

[Whitty 29]

when you consider it the Game of Houses, not lying.

[Lizzy 0]

Ha, that's a good one

[Sivart Reborn 7]

Twenty respones to the statement.

When,

1: You start sounding like Uno.

2: You want to help one or more of the characters.

3: When you want to have Lanfear stilled.

4: When you say that the books have gone downhill when Moiraine vanishes.

5: That you care that Moiraine is gone.

6: When you find that you despise Rand al'Thor.

7: When you find that his wives, although hot, are just sluts not worth your attention.

8: When you daydream of killing Morgase.

9: When you daydream of killing a certain someone from the Red Ajah.

10: When you dream of Moiraine bonding you.

11: When you undergo a short delusion that number ten happened.

12: When you're sad that it was just a delusion.

13: When you fantise about being alone with a stilled Elayne, with a nice knife in hand.

14: When you say, "Bloody Whitecloak!" To anyone who is the least bit saucy-tongued toward you.

15: When you say "saucy-tongued."

16: When you idealy imagine Min being hanged to pass the time.

17: When you utterly detest the Aiel for no known reason.

18: When you're favorite surviving characters are Egwene and Perrin for no reason.

19: When you seek out a WoT forum

20: When you register on it with your real name hidden in your username.

[Kaitlin 22]

LOL to all of these, Sivart!

[Carina 0]

when you decide that your next model horse customising project will be moiraine's white mare aldieb. and possibly lan's stallion. (i will post photos if and when i finish them!)

[Kaitlin 22]

That is very cool, Carina.

 

When you buy polymer clay and learn how to use it, for the express purpose of making little WoT figurines.

[Carina 0]

thank you, kaitlin

 

ah wow you have to post pictures of the figurines!

[Kaitlin 22]

lol, ok.. right now my Loial looks like a mutant frankenstein from mars .. .. but I shall keep practicing.

[Eldaya 0]

And Kait,try not to cut any fingers.

[Kaitlin 22]

Oh! *shakes a cut finger at Ms. Tony*

[Whitty 29]

...when you forget that everyone else in the world hasn't read the books and doesn't know what under the Light you are talking about.

[Sivart Reborn 7]

Ouch... She's right!!! *runs to bookstore* Here! Read, double-time!