Jump to content

You know that you're obsessed with the Wot when...

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 119
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • 2 months later...
  • 7 months later...

Twenty respones to the statement.


1: You start sounding like Uno.

2: You want to help one or more of the characters.

3: When you want to have Lanfear stilled.

4: When you say that the books have gone downhill when Moiraine vanishes.

5: That you care that Moiraine is gone.

6: When you find that you despise Rand al'Thor.

7: When you find that his wives, although hot, are just sluts not worth your attention.

8: When you daydream of killing Morgase.

9: When you daydream of killing a certain someone from the Red Ajah.

10: When you dream of Moiraine bonding you.

11: When you undergo a short delusion that number ten happened.

12: When you're sad that it was just a delusion.

13: When you fantise about being alone with a stilled Elayne, with a nice knife in hand.

14: When you say, "Bloody Whitecloak!" To anyone who is the least bit saucy-tongued toward you.

15: When you say "saucy-tongued."

16: When you idealy imagine Min being hanged to pass the time.

17: When you utterly detest the Aiel for no known reason.

18: When you're favorite surviving characters are Egwene and Perrin for no reason.

19: When you seek out a WoT forum

20: When you register on it with your real name hidden in your username.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Welcome!

    Come join your fellow fanatics! :lol:

  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.