another racistic incident in football

[eowyn 0]

yesterday that racistic sob whose name is lee bowyer-he had previously beaten almost to deat an asian guy in leeds- cursed his teammate Kieron Dyer-who's black- during newcastle's game vs aston villa...now imagine what kind of profanity he used that caused kieron to punch him--but as it appears to be kieron was punched more times than bowyer

[jan 14]

Last week we used that incident as a theme for our newsletter and did a piece called 'What Dyer and Bowyer might have said to each other'! We also did a 'Others we'd like to see slapping each other around'!

 

I've never seen anything quite like that before! Anyway, here's what we came up with. (Yes, I know one of them is racist, but this is a very non-PC newsletter!)

 

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1. "Mine's bigger!" (They were talking about shirt sizes. Of course!)

2. "Come and get me! I'm part Asian!" (Dyer to Bowyer, in case you

couldn't figure that one out! You may ask if he was feeling

particularly suicidal. Hm... probably!)

3. "Uncle Graeme will sell you to the Chelsea bench and buy a monkey,

for all the good you're doing!"

4. "You're ugly!" (Here's a lesson: Honesty doesn't always pay.)

5. "You're pretty!"

6. "This match is getting boring. Let's entertain the crowd." (Such

selfless devotion to their fans!)

7. "Oops, sorry, though you were the ref!"

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[eowyn 0]

graeme le saux is bowyer's unkle ?

haha these were irritantingly funny jan..

dyer is part asian??

[jan 14]

graeme le saux is bowyer's unkle ?

REALLY?!!

 

haha these were irritantingly funny jan..

*blush* thanks...

 

dyer is part asian??

Not to my knowledge! I was just recalling that incident a couple of years ago when he had beaten up those Asian guys... We thrive in sick humour as far as the Goal Post (the newsletter) goes!!

[eowyn 0]

i think u meant bowyer ...for bowyer alongside smauldger beat up those indian guys...

honestly le saux is bowyer's uknkle?

[jan 14]

Yes, I did mean Bowyer! I am not sure about the unc-nephew bit. There *is* some resemblance, though - they are both so ugly!

[eowyn 0]

graeme wasnt that bad looking

[jan 14]

Did anyone see the horrific scenes at the San Siro? Goodness... and I thought Indian cricket fans were uncouth, unruly animals!! (with due apologies to all non-human animals, of course)

[eowyn 0]

yep and i think i'm turning into a chelsea fan

[jan 14]

 

Not me...

[eowyn 0]

well next thing i might even change sexual orientation

[jan 14]

Ooh...

 

Let's take it to the relevant forum and discuss it further, then

[jan 14]

What the hell was Gary Neville thinking?!!

[eowyn 0]

what did hedo ?

[jan 14]

Threw the ball at a spectator in a fit of anger Got a red for his troubles, of course!