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Tosh

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  1. Such suspense, who could this mysterious man be? Why I am he! Said he, who is me.. And... A bee.

     

    So whats it been, a year? Sorry about that, I wanted to do something fun and snap some pictures only I kept forgetting and I didn't even have a bloody camera. Now however I have one o them thur picture takin' mobile phones. So at three o clock in the morning I went outside in search of fun.

     

    Its been a very white winter.

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    I'm going to take the scenic route through the, well a, forest. Heres some benches and some snow.

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    Luckily I prefer snow to ice, which is what we'll have for the next two months, so I can really savour this.

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    Not a very well lit forest. I took a picture because there was this noise and it scared the shit out of me. Might have been a fox by the sound of it, though deer are more common here and I'm not a hunter so what do I know. I picked up a small stick with which to poke my enemies with.

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    Like I said. Deer.

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    I have no idea how all those facebook girls take these pictures.

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    Theres a god damned phone in the way!

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    Smile!

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    That took me three hours, surprising I know, but I had fun atleast. You've waited a year for me to send Flat!Nynaeve along, I had to do something.

    I just know all the pictures are going to end up sideways or something. It's out of my hand until I've had a few hours sleep.

  2. Today was an important day for my country. I am royally pissed off.

    I took some small comfort in our government being deadlocked, but then that just made me more upset.

    Its like poison and rotten knives in my stomach.

  3. Oh she's been through some stuff alright. I'll write all about it. :thommoi:

    I've been putting off sending her along because I want to snap some nice pictures, maybe go up one of the neighboring mountains or somesuch, but I keep forgetting. I even had a barbeque on one of said mountains without seizing the opportunity. So many cellphone cameras, so little brain.

    It has been very taxing..

    Summer never ends in Arizona.

    No autumn? Not even winter? How will you ever be able to properly enjoy a cup of coffee... Or vodka?

  4. Is everybody as confused as I am about their childhood?

     

    Its a funny thing really, that you don't truly remember anything from your earlier years apart from some vague images, mostly all kinds of bright and telling of adventures had.

    Its like walking in 30 minutes late into a movie because you were off in the other room having the best orgasm of your life and chewing on the furniture.

     

    But now in hindsight there are things you just know were there even back then, and you have no idea how you didn't notice them.

  5. Happy birthday Sivart!

    I'm older than you? I'll be damned.

     

    I'm going to be very disrespectful of your name change by the way. Just like I was when my cousin changed her name, even though hers was rather justified as she didn't have a very pretty name.

  6. The winter was so long and cold and dark it made me like, nay love, jazz. John coltrane is to me no longer merely the possessor of the world's bitchingest name but also, the shit.

     

    But even as I stagger ravaged out of their grasp I find that I still harbour some love for the winter months. A love that I know will grow as I start to forget the harrowing savagery of what we all just went through. Though "harrowing savagery" might be a bit dramatic because as much as I love comparing various things to recieving beatings, the winter (particularly January and February)is more like a cold, loveless marriage. You're not speaking to eachother, you're not happy and you're going to be sleeping on icecubes but you still feel somehow fond of the other party, even though you know all that is is your silly romantic ideals enforcing themselves on reality.

     

    But now we can put all that shit behind us because spring is here and i makes me so.. So happy. I wanted to express my happiness with a picture but a google-search for "incomprehensible joy" yielded little of worth. I was going to settle for just "joy" but even then all I got was a bunch of hipsters jumping and a perky looking black chick.

    Lady Gaga is amazing. 'Bad Romance'...love it!

    I don't like her music but I do enjoy Lady Gaga for the simple fact that every time I hear her name I am reminded of the Queen song Radio Gaga.

     

     

     

     

    All we heeaaar is, radioo gaga

    Radio gooogooo

    Radio gaga

  7. One week off school from out of nowhere! To repay fate for its impeccable timing I am finally going to go out and take some pictures with Flat!Nynaeve. I'm not sure what I am going to do yet, but I'm sure I'll think of something fun, and if I don't at the very least you'll get to see some of my beautiful city.

     

    I actually celebrated St Patrick's day. I was talking to this guy that turned out to be a bartender at an irish pub and he gave me and my friends coupons for a free beer. I went to grab this beer the next day, not knowing what day it was, and was promptly shanghaied into celebrating the god damnned holiday by the crafty irishmen wielding the sweet sorcery of guinness.

    Also, breasts.

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