Worst Actors of all time

[FortyFiveAuto 1]

Let's make a list:

 

1) Nicolas Cage: responsible for such dumb ass lines as:

"Hello, Machine, I love your work." - 8mm

"I could eat a peach for hours." - Face/Off

"I'm with the Federal FBI" - The Rock

[Vertex 23]

Aren't those lines just in the script? Anyway, I kinda agree with you on the actors...

 

No offense, 45 I know you had a Chuck Norris avatar but I just can't help thinking he's very silly...

 

"In the Eyes of a Ranger, the unsuspecting stranger,

had better know the truth of wrong from right.

'Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you, any wrong you do he's gonna see.

When you're in Texas, look behind you, 'cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be."

[FortyFiveAuto 1]

Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to ppl anway.

 

Kennedy did not get shot by Oswald. Faster than the eye could see, Chuck Norris deflected the bullets with his beard, and Kennedy's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

 

Chuck Norris is on his way to your house to give you a swift roundhouse kick in your ass, Vertex.

[Vertex 23]

I thought his beard way mostly cosmetics? It never looked real to me anyways....

[Marie 73]

My grandma likes Walker Texas Ranger. His beard is a bit funny looking.

 

I don't keep track of actors I dislike, but there is this one guy...he does like Danielle Steel TV movies and every other bad made for TV movie you can think of.

[Cerendrallion 32]

Keanu Reeves

 

Mr Monotone.

[FortyFiveAuto 1]

Keanu Reeves

 

Mr Monotone.

 

[Neo] Whoa. [/Neo]

[Cerendrallion 32]

I know, I know I may have upset resident Matrix fans (I've never seen it) but I've seen him in other things and I think...same character everytime, same facial expressions....same wooden blah-ness.

[Marie 73]

*Matrix fan*

 

Monkey poo you!

[Cerendrallion 32]

We've already gone through this and I've already cried great rivers of tears about it!

[Vertex 23]

Me agrees with Laura he is all woddy. But he's pretty in his black coat, as well...

 

And while we are insulting Marie's taste, me doesn't like Bruce Willis a whole lot eventhough he was in Fifth Element.

[Marie 73]

Well, the entire cast of Wicked are just a bunch of hacks who should all quit while they're ahead.

 

And the girl in Pipi Longstocking was just horrid.

[Vertex 23]

That is way below the belt... it is like below the floor even where all the nasty worms live.

 

And her name is Pippi with three pees.

[Marie 73]

I'm sorry. Pippi was horrid.

[Vertex 23]

Fine! Play with your worms if you have to