[Split] Blues are not deep

[Marie 73]

Pish posh! You know if I said "deep thinkers" the first Ajah you would think of would not be Blue! Besides, what does Mo think about other than the DR, Thom, and silk?

[Kaitlin 22]

She thinks about philosophy, and how pretty she is, and how nice silk wears, and how bad the Two River's Folk are behaving, and the Creator and whether the Pattern is bad, and why balefire is sometimes good but only if she does it, and also candy, and how pretty she is. *nods* What does a White think about? Philosophy?

[Marie 73]

Philosophy is deep thinking! Us Whites are so busy thinking that we don't have time to think about how pretty we are, unlike some Ajahs.

[Kaitlin 22]

Blues think so deeply about Philosophy that they have figured out things Whites are just stumbling around about! It is an intuitive genius. *nodnod* If Whites were truly philosophical they would realize that there are answers to life's deepest questions in the mundane.

 

And what question is not deeper than whether or not you are pretty! Really. I am shaking my head at you, you Green you!

[Marie 73]

I am not a Green!

 

And for your information (!) Whites have figured out what Blues are just now discussing 2000 years ago. Slowpokes! We have gone past the "am I pretty" phase and have delved deeper into "is she prettier than I" phase.

[Kaitlin 22]

Oh silly disallusioned one.. Blues have discovered that through the interconnectedness of all things that questioning whether or not someone else is pretty is futile! Everyone is the same, and everyone is different, so the only true question is, "Just how pretty can I possibly be on a scale from 1-42 (42 being the age most sensible Whites realize that Blues are the only true Ajah)?"

 

The answer, of course, is 42!

[Marie 73]

Nay, the answer is 44. If you cannot see this, you are obviously only playing at being a deep thinker.

[Kaitlin 22]

Of course I'm not a deep thinker. I'm only a Brown! I cannot possibly think on the same deep level as say.. a Blue could.

 

Being a Green, you should know the hazards of arguing for another Ajah.

 

I clearly remember the answer being 42, because a White whispered it during Sunday pudding with kippers.

[Marie 73]

You are secretly a Blue; no Brown would be as shallow a thinker as you!

 

And that White was answering a different question. Namely, at what point does the Tower's resources on the whole of the land's mental conscience break to a point at which man himself begins to question the very nature of our seemingly unlimited and unflappable knowledge. The answer is, of course, 42.

[Kaitlin 22]

Shallow, shallow? Are you calling me stupid?

 

*crawls to a corner and weeps* Unfair namecalling! This argument is won by me by default!

[Marie 73]

You cannot win by default! You win by using logic!

[Kaitlin 22]

I did not set up the rules of the debate! Namecalling means I automatically win and owe me a pretty pink bow for my hair!

[Marie 73]

Ha! I did not namecall; you stated you were not a deep thinker, therefore by default you must be the opposite of deep i.e. shallow.

[Kaitlin 22]

Marie called me stupid! *tries to keep her lower lip from trembling* She thinks I am not smart!

[Marie 73]

Wow, long time....Blues still suck!