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Or so my dad says. Funnily enough, I only felt :ddd: when on all those "donate now!" pages: they didn't even have any pictures up, so I can't explain why.

 

I did donate to three charities (UNICEF, Red Cross, and Habitat for Humanity). Not a lot, but it was what I could afford. I don't really donate to things often...I can't actually remember the last time unless you count dropping change into those Salvation Army tins during Xmas. But I've always had a soft spot for Haiti. :lalala:

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Friggin Pat Robertson. I donated a lump sum to Red Cross, hoping it goes somewhere important, but I'm thinking of doing that with different charities each paycheck. It doesn't seem like what we could do would be enough, but it's better then ignoring it completely or just using it for political gain... yeah.

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http://www.startribune.com/opinion/letters/81595442.html:

Dear Pat Robertson,

 

I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating.

 

I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle.

 

Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.

 

You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.

 

Best, Satan

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