Let's try this on for size!

[Whitty 29]

Ok so this is hopefully the start to more...just something silly and fun i wanted to write... hope you all like it!

 

 

*******

 

Sniff.

 

Blanch.

 

Gag.

 

“Oh…oh I hate you so much right now, Siuan.”

 

“What, I didn’t even do anything!” Siuan cried incredulously, her lip curling into a smile.

 

“Oh yes, you did. You know you can’t lie to me. At least not for very long, anyway,” Moiraine narrowed her eyes accusingly at her bedmate. “Besides, what else or, rather, whom else could have?!”

 

“But I’m not lying! I really didn’t do it!” Siuan could barely hold back the laughter that was beginning to bubble to her throat.

 

Moiraine took this moment to send a well stuffed pillow square in the other woman’s face, cutting off the giggle. During this confusion, she began crawling over her while trying to keep her supper down, intending to make a b-line to the open and well ventilated window. She didn’t get far. Siuan recovered quickly and was able to mostly grab the fleeing Moiraine around the waist before she made it off the bed, resulting in an odd yet interesting position.

 

“Light burn you, Siuan Sanche! You let me go this instant! I need fresh air!” Moiraine half grunted, half choked out.

 

Siuan, trying to catch her breath from both laughing and suffocation by pillow, smiled. “Is it really that bad? Come on. There’s been worse.” She gave her captive a squeeze, smile widening.

 

Moiraine, still struggling to get free, snorted most unlady like, “I hardly doubt that! There is no worse than you! How can it not even bother you?! Not even a little?!”

 

Siuan tilted her head as best she could from her position on the bed, thought a moment, then shrugged.

 

“No, not really. It’s already gone. But growing up, there were worse things, after all. Fish. Fish guts, dirty sweaty sailors….” Siuan cut off when Moiraine stopped struggling and looked Siuan in the eye as best she could, as she had to twist around a little.

 

“Please let me go, my love?” She batted her long eyelashes a few times and Siuan let go, grinning from ear to ear. Moiraine held what breath she had left and ran to the window, taking in big gulps of air.

 

“Oh Light! I think it’s getting worse! Why is it following me? Siuan stop moving the sheet around like that!” If possible, Moiraine stuck her head further out the window and breathed in another quick breath.

 

Propping herself up on an elbow, Siuan watched the pinnacle of perfection before her. “Moiraine, sweet, poke your head out any further and I’m certain the Warders down in the courtyard will be able to see those beautiful breasts bouncing freely.” She smiled wickedly as Moiraine spun around, eyes wide. “I’m just saying,” she added.

 

Moiraine sauntered back to the edge of the bed once again narrowing her eyes. “Oh really?” She said slyly. “Are you saying you’re ok with that?” she asked, raising an eyebrow.

 

“Well of course not, but it got you over here, didn’t it?” Siuan smirked, sitting up.

 

“No no, Miss Sanche. You’re not getting off that easily. I haven’t forgotten what just transpired not even a moment ago! You rotten women!” Moiraine placed one hand on her hip, the other extending her index finger and poking Siuan on the forehead.

 

“You know that’s not very menacing when you’re completely nude, right?”

 

“Yes it is.”

 

“Show me.”

 

 

 

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sooo....ok

[Marie 73]

That was a bit evil of Siuan.

[Vertex 23]

*gigglegiggles* But Whitney, I think you misunderstood what "Dirty" fan fiction should be about!

[Whitty 29]

Yes, yes Siuan is evil....

 

And I never said this was going to be dirty, just silly. This is warm up, to get me back into the flow of writing...hehe...

[Vertex 23]

But if it wasn't dirty then you didn't understand what fan fiction is about I still liked it lots though

[Whitty 29]

lol i understand! that's why it ended the way it did, and they were naked the whole time! i was sly about the dirtiness...

[Sam 19]

what in the world gave you this idea? lol

[Whitty 29]

um....loosely based on personal experience? lol....