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I'm not bordering on underweight anymore so I think I must have gained a pantsize...and it wasn't even my resolution!
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She skipped out on lots of books?
Also, her forehead gem thing is probably lethal. I can imagine Siuan and other friendly Aes Sedai in the tower, shouting in the corridors, "Get out of her way, she's in a huff!" And young girls would leap aside, covering they breasts in fear of having Moiraine's hard head drive the gem into their...well, maybe it isn't lethal, it being tiny and all. But I bet it has ripped a lot of dresses when Moiraine walks into people...and maybe drawn blood too, if the person bumped into is less than dressed. In fact, there might well be a small collective of slow moving Aes Sedai with tiny little scars at Moiraine height. Perhaps one could even chart her growth on old nannies she might have grown up with.
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Niklas!
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That's such a shame! Mat should know better and stay properly hidden until Moiraine gives in.
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*huffs and puffs* The pillars of the earth.
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Blame Marie, she made me!
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So funny! Oh Olivia, pretty pretty Olivia, please continue and write how Myrelle manages with four men.
See, the smilie you like 
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Moiraine blinked, trying to clear her head. She had overextended herself and knew she should feel horror as the beastly enemy charged. Instead, she fell to her knees, blackness threatening to overtake her. With an effort of will, she raised her head but that was all she could do as the gleaming blade slammed through her chest. The force of impact broke the blade and she was sent sprawling in the red mud. Then Thom was cradling her head, heartbroken and crying her name. She managed one last smile, for him, her one true love, and then she was gone.
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Hello
I can be daring!"Moiraine, please," Myrelle complained as she was held firmly in place. "Don't use so much force, I'll never forgive you if I end up with cauliflower ears."Moiraine released the other woman and they continued. Myrelle was unexpectedly skilled and she kept teasing Moiraine. But then Myrelle was caught between Moiraine's thighs again, and Moiraine refused to let go until it was over.
See, it sounds as if they are sparring but they aren't! I wonder if Moriaine's thighs really are strong enough to cause cauliflower ears in unsuspecting cunilinguists. -
You are out of your f*ing mind Rand al'Thor. Name one bloody thing you did that I wanted. I am cussing in my brain now, which is something I never do except for the occasional 'Light.' I have lost my temper visibly more times in the last year than in the previous twenty years combined. You make me crazy! 'Made me dance?' I will make you dance. *stab stab stab*."
You read so cleverly between the lines. You should do it lots lots more! -
Chest hair can be silky smooth too! Kitties have silky smooth chests...not that I go around feeling!
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Maybe she saves all her contractions for use elsewhere...
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I donno...she would be better as boy Lion with all her brown hair. Maybe she could borrow Thom's yellow fuzzy ball for her costume. It's a real shame he didn't have two of them.
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Thom's right white fuzzy ball has a heart on its tongue. I'm fairy sure it's the first time in history anyone put that exact sentence together.
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Wow, six of them...
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The Hunger Games
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What kind of babies do you think you'd get if you mated a grey fox and a cougar?
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We already talked about Moiraine's costume and everyone had their own ideas, it seemed so I think she'll hafto go nekked since no consensus was reached. And in another recent thread I talked about her being a cougar, so maybe The Cougar? She could have neko ears so popularized in anime too!

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*giggles* So, Loial, Lan, Min, and Thom all in a bedroll being hot and furry? They could be the bedroll dream team or the all stars.
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Happy happy birthday! We really need a cake smilie! This
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It's not my fault! Sam started it. And anyway, I didn't mean to suggest Thom and Min being romantic together. I meant them warming someone else in the bedroll together. So, maybe Thom/Min/Moiraine or Thom/Min/Rand

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Or Lan. I bet Nynaeve is the kind of lady friend who uses his to make sure everything is mailed with proper etiquette and then arranged with stars and labels and folders. And also to keep him from buying the male enhancement products that are advertised in spam.
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It's a shame Thom is so old because Moiraine would have made an excellent cougar.


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