Tosh
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@Indeed. In Blood Money you can even throw knives and make special "backstab moves" thingies, which makes them soo much more useful.
In the mission I mentioned before I sometimes sneak up into the neighbour's treehouse and sniper a few guards.
Once I shot the hired clown with a sedative dart and he fell into the pool and drowned. *glee*
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Three women... sisters, freely available boobs of mythic proportions, bdsm involving pink ribbons, young women aplenty and a tower full of bisexual but tantalizingly sexually repressed women! And what else??
So....We've basically just established that RJ was in fact...A man.
I don't even know where I am right now.Have you been praying to the porseline god?
I could tell you a few places I am certain you are not if that'd help..
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I am a night owl too. Marie seems also to pretty much be! If my body had it's way it would never ever sleep at night.
I've always been a night person, ever since I was a kid.
I like taking walks at night, everything becomes so beautiful and peaceful.
Yes, I should tivo one sometime! I like to cackle at the parents.I tend to either want to as you said cackle in sadistic glee, or beat some sense into both the parents and the child/ren.
Seriously, how someone can be so lax in raising a child that such hellspawns emerge I can't even begin to comprehend.
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*Attaches pump*
*Starts inflating*
Good as new. ^^
I'm generally just re-reading stuff. I can't find anything new I like. Though I am considering getting something by the Sanderson fellow.
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Ack, no! The games. I'm playing Silent Assassin and Contracts simultaneously. Sometimes I get the stories mixed up!
Silent Assassin was superb. Contracts...meh.
The newest one, Blood Money, is actually really enjoyable too.
In my favorite mission you get to go to the American suburbs to kill a former mafia member under the witness protection program, while said former mafia member is having a birthday party for his kid.
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Oh man, I had one of those (or something similar) in a hawaiian pub.
They came in with some sort of huge bamboo tankard thing, and you were supposed to drink from a straw portruding from a hole in the side of it, because there wasn't a hole in the top, just a bunch of fruit and burning things.
The best thing about it though was that they had put something sort of incense at the base of it and there were these billowing clouds of smoke coming out.
It was awesome.
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Or blast your duck beak thing to the back of your head, later to be properly positioned again.
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Indeed. Most of the things related to physics in games and movies are wildly innacurate.
For example, when someone flies back through the air after being shot. For that to happen the force of the shot would also repel the shooter backwards the same distance as the one hit.
Or something like that....
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In honour of Laura, I've decided I'm not going to work this weekend! Only Hitman!
The movie Hitman? Because that is made of awesome and cookies.
Don't expect to see a "good" movie though, its actually a very bad movie. But its entertaining as few.
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Congratulations! *bows down in subservience*
And you shouldn't tempt her with vile liquids Kitten.
I'm sure there was something more I was going to say but I started thinking about warm cocoa with cream and now I can't remember what it was...
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And I dislike the Aiel too. Their stupid ji'e'toh is so damn annoying, and the multiple wives thing bothers me too. And the first-sister adoption scene in WH had me going "WTF?!" all the way through.
That was all just a way for Rand to be able to fullfill the male fantasy of screwing two sisters.
I am appaled and shocked to the very core of my being at this rambunctious and plain pernicious behavior.
Kitten, go sit on the naughty stairs.
As a matter of fact, lets all go sit on the naughty stairs, its more fun there anyway.
Yes I was watching one of those nanny shows. I like them because they give me an excuse to shout out "devil-child".
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With your one shaved leg you can swim, or have it participate in muscle man competitions?
But then the other leg would become jealous and demand that I shave it too.
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Woot! ^__^
Congratulations! The Lady of Luck is truly orgasming all over you this day. And it is glorious!
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Well its shaved to halfway up my thigh.. She thought my old surgery scars were new and that they were cutting me open up there too.
She was kinda a "shave first and ask questions later" kind of person.
Nurses usually wear their names on a pin on their chests. Don't tell me you didn't look thereNow that you mention it, I think there was a K in her name....Or wait..Can a name have two OO:s? Because I distinctly remember something like that.
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You all make me warm and fuzzy inside. ^____^
Surgery went great, and since all of my parts were awake and with a bit of willpower I could do such things as go to the bathroom. I got to go home!
There was a crazy lady who shaved my leg though...And far more than was necessary.
I hope your nurses are miraculously good tempered!I actually got a sexy nurse this time! I was starting to think they were just a myth... Of course, the fact that she brought me morphine might have had something to do with my newfound immortal love for.. Whatever her name was.
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Vicious lies!
For behold! I now wear the human pants!
And the pain gripping me like a warm crushing blanket shall not dull my triumph! x3
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Man. I am sooo not looking forward to waking up four hours from now...
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Is it bad that I saw "satan" instead of santa?
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Well since I'm going into surgery tuesday and tomorrows going to be packed I just thought I'd wish you all a merry christmas now incase I'm unable to use/find a computer while I'm at the hospital.
So Merry Christmas, or any other holiday that occurs this time of year. If you don't celebrate anything in the next week or so...Well just have a merry f*cking time anyway.
Now I know me being cut upon by white robed people will fill you all with a deep rooted dismay that just might ruin whatever festivities you are going to attend, but you are just going to have to stay strong and remember... I'm going to be high as a house and having a jolly good time.
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Logain reminds me of one of those tiny fluffy dogs that old women spoil.
Hes all arrogant and bitchy.
And yes the Aes Sedai have gone from stoic, composed and respected (with good reason) to snivelling punks. Which is just silly.
The only one who isn't is Cadsuane and shes just more thick-headed than she is intelligent and poised. And I'd say the same for most of the "wise ones".
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Indeed. Something I brushed upon in my last post in this thread. Though nobody would know that but me I guess unless I explain my train of thought while I wrote that particular paragraph. Which I won't.
There is simply no maturation in the characters. There is only an descent into a dismayed sort of normalcy. They are supposed to be forged and strengthened through all these events yet they remain inexperienced even with experience. They stumble through each trial as the snot-nosed farmboys they were when they set out only with some new special abbility and in some cases a post-traumatic stress disorder which turns one into a masochist and schizophrenia.
In short, they're all freaking fools and it annoys me.
Thats why I like Mat, hes the only one of the Edmond's field people who has developed in a way that doesn't read like a f*cking Spider-man comic book.
On another note I want to say I still love the WoT books, they give me a special feeling, despite my occasional bitterness.
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Blasphemous cretin! Dull-witted, monotonous, repobrate solitaire playing orgy of subhuman decency!
Nah not really. I like Perrin too, but the bumbling and innocent fool with the world on his shoulders and the *woe* bit is getting f*cking old.
They're all freaking morons I tell you... But thats an entirely different conversation.
I really liked when he was with Momo and Lan and flirting (as much as someone whose more naive and innocent than a three seconds old baby Jesus can flirt) with Faile.
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HA! Thats excellent.
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I liked this guys comment about his illness so much more than I did RJ's.
What are you reading? II
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Ladies and gentlemen. I now plant innuendo without even trying. *takes a bow*
Could somebody tell me the names of Jan's books? Pretty please with sugar ontop?
I know I've heard the name of atleast one...I think I even searched for it.