Tosh
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Thats a horrible thing to say!
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Listening to Chan Chan by Buena vista social club and it makes me think of Mat. No idea what the lyrics mean but its all stylish and cool.
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The chatter of fools.
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Yeah, I was reading up on the tutors and they're all into post-modern feminism (they're all women) so I'm going to do a little prep in that.
You're going to shave your head?
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Thanks.
This is not bad though. This is one of the smaller things I've done.
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I've been watching operation videos for the last forty minutes or so. Its interesting watching the doctors doing things to these people that I know they have done to me.
Also watched the removal of a malignant brain tumor. Did you know the brain beats together with the heart? Real freaky to watch.
Man I just watched a man getting open heart surgery. Looked like the doctors were mechanics fixing a car, just saw the ribs open and bend them apart.
Hearts look hilarious...
This is what they're doing to me next month (hopefully)! Though I have more screws and shite in my leg than this guy. I've done this once before, god damn it I was sore. My leg was one giant bruise.
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Nooooooooooo. *Is assaulted by the malignant hiffosnurps that reside 40 degrees south of time and space*
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My GOD.....I just realized the potential for lesbian bondage lemon fanfiction the whole a'dam, suldam thing has.
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I got an interview for Oxford University!
Congratulations! Carpe Noctem! (Yes the "noctem" was deliberate)
This calls for a celebratory ceremony ontop of my mountain, so as to appease the spirits of luck and make them work in your favor.
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I can think of a lot of people....
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Dirty christmonkeys the lot of them. A plague on their families.
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I AM VERY SORRY FOR THIS, I have let my entire staff know about the problem.
When I read this I got the mental image of someone talking to different sections of an actual staff, a wooden one.
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I loved the last part. ^^
Ooh that was a good laugh. It gave me a warm sensation in my stomach. Its nice.
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Also just saw Beowulf at the cinema...thought it was quite strange but still good, and angelina was amazing for the whole five minutes she was in it
I downloaded that.....I mean.....A priest gave it to me. No wait! The pope, it was the pope. He gave it to me.... And then we read to small children with cancer and sang songs praising the lord......Then we rode around in the pope-mobile rescuing puppies from forestfires.
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Maybe the frog swallowed a rock because he is totally awesome and swallowing rocks is what all the totally awesome frogs do?
I wish now I hadn't eaten!Why, because of the frog? Are you trying to hurt the frogs feelings? Why would you do that? Don't you know that every time a frog cries a polarbear cub is viciously raped and killed by a peacock/seaturtle?
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Hehehehehehe...Frog. ^_______^
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You cleverly turned an innocent statement into an erection joke.
T'is a dark gift of mine.
Do you hear that?????I doth believe tis the sound of Aes Sedai rolling their eyes.
Such a hurrendous breach of etiquette. It is my belief that they should be spanked soundly on the bottox with a slipper. Quite soundly indeed.
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I can't see it. Unless your talking about the little white box thing with the little red cross thing in it.
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I apologize for that joke by the way. I just couldn't stop myself. Its my childishness shining through.
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Really does depend on what kind of rise you're looking for my friend.
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I'm good at remembering faces but I'm really bad with names. It helps if I make up the names though. Take my aunts fianc
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although I did once forget how old I was
Hehe that happens to me all the time. Has to do with the fact that I feel so much older than I am. Fortunately theres usually someone around that I can ask though.
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I once forgot my own name. It was a passing thing fortunately.
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I like Lan too. There would be some great fights. >:-D
Oh definetly. It would be like the Randland equivalent of 300, The matrix, all John Wu's movies and Crouching Tiger hidden Dragon tossed in a blender.
One should also toss in The Godfather movies or something, for stylishness, eloquence and calculating and cold malice.
Thought come to think of it...The Godfather(s) isn't really eloquent....He is stylish though.
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HA! Thats awesome.
Man I have to see that movie! "Theres a very fine line between love and nausia". ^___^