Humorous summaries

[Marie 73]

I love this site!

 

A couple of my favorites:

 

Moiraine: Cadsuane!

Cadsuane: Shut up. What are you doing here?

Moiraine: I hear that Borderlanders make great Warders...

Cadsuane: Shut up. Try any more of your newly-acquired Aes Sedai crap on me, and I'll spank you like a baby. Get me some tea.

Moiraine: You treat me like a child. I must run away.

 

Lan: I love you. You take ring. I give you.

Nynaeve: Me like ring.

 

Moiraine: Rand, I cannot advise you forever. Some day I may die. Some day I will die. Someday, I will die protecting you from Lanfear in Cairhien.

Rand: What was that last part?

Moiraine: Uh, the Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills. In Cairhien.

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Too much!!

 

Good one marie.

[jan 14]

You're right. It's hilarious! I found some I really liked:

 

Thom: Are you sure you don't need help this time?

Nynaeve: How dare you insult us! We aren't fools!

Ronde Macura: Drink this, fools.

Nynaeve: Ah, nice, delicious fool tea.

 

Cadsuane: I have arrived.

Rand: So what?

Cadsuane: You are rude. I have left.

[Whitty 29]

I like the third one Marie posted the best....lol.....

[Cerendrallion 32]

Nynaeve: You are dragging them into some Aes Sedai plot!

Moiraine: Maybe I should have left them to die in Emond's Field.

Nynaeve: We would have been happy that way!

 

My favourite.

[jan 14]

 

It's really all very clever!

[Whitty 29]

lmao..oh wow...I think I need to check these out for myself now....