A special poem

[FortyFiveAuto 1]

Horses and tabac I raise all day.

Missus don't care if I smell like hay.

Got a few kids and a spit dog too;

Don't sniff too close or he'll hump you.

 

Well I got a piece o' land out in the country,

So quaint and small it just suits me.

Got a bunch o' neighbors and kids 'round here,

and the fat fellow mayor Mr. Bran Al'Vere.

 

My oldest boy Mat he's a strange kinda guy,

Hangin' round the Winespring with a six-sided die.

Got his little friends there, Perrin and Rand,

Light, I hope they don't form a ghey boy band.

 

Time for me to sit and enjoy my toils,

Gotta hit this pipeweed before it can spoil.

Hottdamn I'm so high I dunno what's going on,

I might catch the train up to Ba-er-lon.

 

Or maybe i'll just stay here and catch some zees,

I'm rollin' and I'm buzzin' like the Illian bees.

Here comes Tam with tequila and some limes.

It's all in fun here in the Wheel of Time.

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Nice one Mate

[jan 14]

Now perhaps we can get Thom to set it to music and sing it to us!

[Callybear 0]

That was good in a... high way. Have you heard the one song but then I got high. The words go...

 

"I was ghoing to clean my room. But then I got high. I was going to go to school. But then I got high. i was going to pay the bills but I got high. And I knoiw why and I know why because I gto high..." Your poem reminds me of that song. I love that song!

[FortyFiveAuto 1]

yeah i was totally on a chocolate milk buzz when i wrote that.

[Callybear 0]

Have you ever got a sugar high. I ahve. It rocks!! I love sugar highs.

*sighs and reaches for the bowl of sugar*

[FortyFiveAuto 1]

sugar highs r teh r0x0r.

 

 

O.o

[Kaitlin 22]

This made me lol. I like Mat's Dad.

[Olivia 26]

That was funny I liked the part about the gay boy band