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[Vertex 23]

I like Evil Galad. Petty evil is the most evilest form. Usually evil involves grand plans that started out in an attempt to make things better. But petty evil is bad right from the start.

 

And I'm very happy this one didn't leave out any N's either! Marie's so clever *petpet*

 

I DO NOT spit!

Such a bold claim...care to prove it? *eagereager* Edited October 31, 2009 by Vertex

[Kaitlin 22]

I DO NOT spit!

 

So you hiss?

 

Edit: I didn't see Niklas replied so I quoted.

Edited October 31, 2009 by Kaitlin

[Marie 73]

That's for you, Niklas

[Kesiera 0]

I DO NOT spit!

Such a bold claim...care to prove it? *eagereager*

I do not like what you are implying. You are a very dirty child and I do not like you.

 

I DO NOT spit!

 

So you hiss?

Yes. When needed. It can be a very useful defensive mechanism.

[Kaitlin 22]

I DO NOT spit!

 

So you hiss?

Yes. When needed. It can be a very useful defensive mechanism.

 

In what sort of situations?

Edited October 31, 2009 by Kaitlin

[Vertex 23]

I DO NOT spit!

Such a bold claim...care to prove it? *eagereager*

I do not like what you are implying. You are a very dirty child and I do not like you.

It'd be for a really good cause. *tempts*

 

That's for you, Niklas

*shriek*

Edited October 31, 2009 by Vertex

[Kesiera 0]

I'm ignoring you.

 

To get back to the story: why am I shown as an idiot?

[Marie 73]

Episode Ten - Cry Me a River

 

It was the trial to end all trials. Trial of the century? Phaw! Trial of the entire wheel of time more like it! No one could say whether it was strictly legal, but Egwene al'Vere had accused Cadsuane Melaidhrin of being...well Cadsuane Melaidhrin.

 

As if that insult wasn't enough, the girl had made weak-kneed Romanda Cassin her Chair of Pardon. Her entire defense rested on Romanda, while the whole Grey Ajah had been rounded up to present evidence against her. Not to mention all the various Aes Sedai the world over dragged to testify. Ingrates.

 

That wasn't to say she wasn't guilty of committing a few crimes now and again, or hadn't broken Tower protocol every few decades, but nothing deserving of this! They wouldn't even let her put her hair in a bun or wear her Legendary Attire.

 

Even so, she managed to enter the room with her usual--and well practiced--grace. Upon locking eyes with Romanda, the Yellow burst into tears like Sheriam of old. As if Cadsuane needed any more hints this was to be a bad day.

---

Nynaeve's hands stung something fierce. Slapping Lan for something done twenty years ago was foolish and pointless but it was the principle of the matter! She told him as much!

 

"Nynaeve, my love, my buttercup. We were drunk! And I didn't even know you!"

 

Nynaeve sniffed and tugged her braid and sniffed again. "That is not the point, al'Lan Mandragoran, and you know it! You shared your bed with Moiraine! That hussy! That...that...Cairhienin!"

 

Lan gave an exacerbated sigh. "We were drunk. I didn't know you. I cannot take it back."

 

"All the more reason for my irrational anger."

---

Moiraine tried to sneak into her bedchamber but Matrim caught her. "We need to talk, Moiraine."

 

"Right now?" She tried to give him an innocent smile. It didn't work. If only she had Elayne's dimple!

 

"Yes, now! Lan says you two, uh, exchanged, uh, certain things, uh, twenty years ago-"

 

"Yes, yes, we were very very drunk. Nothing to report."

 

"So you were drunk. Yes." He looked at her as if she were a lying Aes Sedai! "What about Siuan?"

 

Moiraine was taken aback. "Siuan? Siuan Sanche? Former Amyrlin Seat? Hahahahah, oh her, yes, well. We might have done things between the sheets while in training and sober. Siuan from Tear. Tear. I kind of caused Tear to declare war on Cairhien. You know, pillow friends are a natural, very natural, part of the White Tower lifestyle for young women in their novice and Accepted days. Nothing to concern yourself with."

 

She pecked him on the cheek and slipped back outside before he could realize what she had just admitted.

---

Galad caught his aunt Moiraine while she slinked from her apartments into the corridor. She hissed at him as he grabbed her by the arm, but she followed him out to an atrium just the same.

 

"What is the meaning of this, Galad Damodred? Have you lost what little brains you have!"

 

"Calm yourself, dearest aunt. Most beautiful aunt." That seemed to soothe her. It was also true: after all, she looked just like him. "I couldn't help finding out about your and Lan Gaidin's escapade twenty years prior."

 

"How do you know of this? Never mind. We were drunk. Never speak of this again."

 

"You were drunk, yes. But what about your sober one night stand?"

 

"Sober? That is to say...I mean...I cannot...recall...what you speak of...exactly...clear enough to...confirm...."

 

Galad allowed himself a small, sly, smile. "I am willing to keep your secret. For a price."

---

It occurred to Nynaeve that slapping Lan around was pointless. She suspected he might even enjoy it. Thus, her only recourse was to slap Moiraine. With as much fury as she could muster, Nynaeve stalked her way to the chit's private garden for a confrontation...

 

...and wished she had not.

 

Thom had the good grace to look abashed as he stood and gave her an awkward bow. Moiraine gave off a look that said nothing amiss had happened whatsoever, although her flushed cheeks gave her away. Nynaeve assumed she should be grateful they at least had clothes on and hadn't been doing anything too incident. Although why Moiraine would let a gleeman, and an old and ugly one at that, flirt and try to fondle her was beyond Nynaeve.

 

Nynaeve made her apologies, backed away, and got the hell out of Hinderstap.

[Kaitlin 22]

Nynaeve had better get the hell out of Hinderstap before nightfall.

 

This, I have to say to you: Why do you make Romanda cry. She is so much better than Sheriam. I think it is a special tactic of Romanda's.

 

Also, Moiraine, Caraline and Galad all have the same face. Who was the original owner that they all stole from?

Edited November 5, 2009 by Kaitlin

[Marie 73]

Carewin

[Vertex 23]

Me fears Cadsuane Melaidhrin is guilty of being Cadsuane Melaidhrin.

 

Me also fears for Galad's health. His tongue seems in danger terribly.

[jan 14]

Oh, my mind's eye from that Hinderstap scene!

[Marie 73]

I have no idea where on my old computer this last chapter of camwalt is; it isn't in the catmwlt.txt file. And yes, I am using that as an excuse to not update!

[jan 14]

You're too busy playing Sims to update! *accuse*

[Kaitlin 22]

You're too busy playing Sims to update! *accuse*

 

Yes, this is why!!