Perrin and Moiraine have Lovin

[Kaitlin 22]

A Perrin/Moiraine fic is this! There are sexy times inside this fic. You have been warned.

 

Moiraine had to explain to the young man again, "Either you get off me now or you will crush me to death, so unless you want me taking your man bits off with me to Old Grim..."

 

Perrin felt her sleek thighs clench around him. This was worrying, but he couldn't stop from saying, "I didn't know you were sleeping with Thom, too."

 

Moiraine bit Perrin on the chin, made a spitty sound as she caught some beard, and then twisted her hips in some astounding way that caused Perrin to flip over onto his back. She straddled his waist, her ass just barely touching his overexcited manly bits. Her hair was dishelved, her cheeks flushed. Her face was perfectly neutral- dangerously calm. He hated when she got like this, he told himself.

 

"It's time to shave you. I feel like I'm bedding a bear skin rug." Her eyes gleamed.

 

Was she serious, or was this just another way to torture him? Some parts of him twitched. Moiraine got out the razor.

Edited November 5, 2009 by Cadsuane

[MierinSedai 0]

OMG! *Runs away crying from fanfiction forum area*

 

Make sure Moiraine makes his bottom cheeks hairless as well... you can't be to sure... he is a wolfman.

[Vertex 23]

I feel like I'm bedding a bear skin rug

With what part of her body does she feel that? *pictures* Hehehehe

[Kesiera 0]

I can honestly say I have never been more horrified than I am right now.

[Kaitlin 22]

It's ok, Moiraine. Anyone would feel horrified to have sex with Perrin.

 

And... you don't want to know about bottomcheeks. Or which parts are most hairy. Best to leave it there.

Edited November 5, 2009 by Kaitlin

[jan 14]

Somehow, I find myself suddenly yearning for Mo/Thom fic!

[Kaitlin 22]

Somehow, I find myself suddenly yearning for Mo/Thom fic!

 

To tell you the truth: Marie is entirely to blame for this.

[Marie 73]

Somehow, I find myself suddenly yearning for Mo/Thom fic!

 

To tell you the truth: Marie is entirely to blame for this.

You accuse ?!

[Kaitlin 22]

Marie: KAAAAAAAAAAAAATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

3:04 AM me: *startled*

Marie: I thought of a fic you should do

me: What is this fic

Marie: Moiraine/Perrin

me: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whatwhat!

3:05 AM Marie: well! we have:

Moiraine/Rand

Moiraine/Mat

Moiraine/Nynaeve

Moiraine/Thom

Moiraine/Lan

Moiraine/Amalisa (it counts)

Moiraine/Egwene

Moiraine/Siuan

Moiraine/Elaida

Moiraine/Myrelle

Moiraine/Morgase

Moiraine/Elayne

but no Moiraine/Perrin

me: We don't have Mo/Thom

Marie: Yes we do

3:06 AM me: No

Marie: *armcross* yours counts. so does Sanderson's. that counts!

me: Mine doesn't count! I was drunk *folds arms*

Marie: and technically, they are up to no good in camwalt

me: And Sanderson's doesn't for similar reasons! Crack!

Marie: crack is whack

me: jack

3:07 AM Well, until I get some real Mo/Thom I can't write Moiraine/Perrin.

3:08 AM It would just be wrong in a dozen wyas

ways!

I am not drunk now

I had a glass of wine and that's it.

Marie: *says stuff not pertaining to Perrin/Mo*

me: yes

I loves your sig though

3:11 AM Marie: eheheehehehehe

me: watches it

3:12 AM Marie: ..I made new topic. oh I think you should add the next sentence! make it a game! yes! yes!

me: but I don't want to look away

gasp*

with another *

3:17 AM I contributed

8 minutes

3:26 AM me: I do not write Moiraine/Perrin until you have written the majority of Moiraine/Thom

 

*armfold* Well,

Edited November 5, 2009 by Kaitlin

[jan 14]

Personally, I think it's a deep, devious Marie!Plot to make us all (and I mean Olivia and myself included) want anything else... (anything = Mo/Thom)...