Tosh
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The lowly spy insulted the high priestess?
Seriously, play nice.
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Bob Dylan all the way.
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Indeed I do. Come on, it makes perfect sense in a twisted sort of way, and we all know thats how RJ likes it.
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I think of her kind of like a preacher lady.
Living in a parsonage to do her duty
Which would make her really randy since she thinks duty is a real turn on (Lan anyone?) and so she would need "apprentices".
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500 posts! Just five hundred more and I will finaly be able to use that slideshow thing as my avatar.
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Are you sure Its not a WOMBAT?
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I have figured it out. As payment for her services the village sends her young women to keep as her *cough* "apprentices". The young "apprentices" then have to do some very hard and wet work until the wisdom sends them away. INNUENDO OVERLOAD. *Cough**cough*cough*cough**nudge*nudge*
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Highly ostenacious tropical WOMBAT?
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They've stopped doing that though. I think hes permanently dead now, or he was for a little while atleast, I think they killed him in an overly gory and just silly way. It was fun...I think
I've decided that my next fanfic is going to be about Mat. I already have a pretty good idea of a story, I just need to decide if I am going to toss some Tuon in there too.
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^ If we are talking about all future revelations in all possible subjects then yes probably.
> Is going to be prepared to be shocked and dismayed for a short while before I forget about being shocked and dismayed and continue lying in the grass watching clouds. (Not today though, bloody rain.)
v Will make me my favorite drink. ( I don't know what my favorite drink is though so you will have to be fairly intuitive.)
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BTW, anyone follows south park ?
I've been downloading the newest episodes, why?
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^ Not true, after helping my mom killing them at the restaurant she worked at they lost what little charm they had, as with most thing you see the inside of.
> Has a kitty and is jealous of mea because I freaking love cows!
v Does also love the kings and queens of all farmyard animals.
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^ Will do when I'm done with this paper I have to return...A month ago.
> Has a fever
v Will give me pity and an imaginary cup of hot chocolate.
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Go you!
Only have a vague idea of what you are talking about but I sense that it is good so I am going to be enthusiastic!
*hug and cookie*
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^ True!
>True! (always)
v True!
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Your still waiting for that dollfie thing Kitten?
Tell me what the problem is Ajit and I will make it all better with cynical/sadistic and/or stupid comments! If its really bad I will tell you a dirty joke, or about the time a retarded twelve year old kid attacked and started biting my cousin in one of those inflatable bouncy jump castle things while I had a really tasty icecream.
EDIT: I want to thank everybody for their reviews on my short little stories, I do so love reviews.
Feels good to share a small portion of my insanity the (moiraines)world. Its making me want to write a longer story with an actual storyline, I'm too lazy and busy though.
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^ Not true
> Is not very acrobatic because of a bone disease (its not as bad as it sounds)
v Will walk barefoot on a medow tomorrow.
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If I was a woman I'd have giggled, but since I'm not I'll just chuckle heartily.
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I wrote that in about 10 min when I should have been writing about evolution so its pretty much just stupid humour.
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A man with a moustache is singing while twiddling a harp.
‘Oh woe is me! For the sexiness is gone! No more bouncy bouncy when riding, or peeking in the shower.’ The man looks to be near tears.
‘But hark oh witless fellow drunkards! I shall go on a heroic quest to save the fair maiden in peril. And to help me I will bring this man with a hat and a pointy stick that he can use to fend off hideously dangerous creatures like bees.
The man with the hat jumps up on the table and in a very melodramatic voice joins in the song. ‘I wish I had a brain!’
‘I’m sure the fair maiden Moiraine can help with that if you help me rescue her!’
‘Well lick my earlobes and smother me with a sock. I will help you in this perilous quest of utter and profound perilous ness, and I will bring my friends Rand and Perrin.’
A man with red hair and tight stockings and frilly underwear fixes everyone with a cold glare that not even the most brave of infants can withstand for more than a couple of minutes.
‘I wish I had a heart. And the fair maiden Moiraine will help me get one or I will singe her pubic hair with my profound mightiness with the one power.’
A leashed man with shaggy hair stands up and tries to speak through his gag.
‘Whats that now Perrin?’
The leather clad woman holding the leash hits Perrin with a whip and then does it again for good measure. ‘He said he wished he had some courage.’
‘Well miss-‘
‘Faile’
‘Miss Faile, would you like to come with us on this quest?’
‘Sure, maybe I can talk this Moiraine into a threesome.’
The group starts with the necessary preparations before undertaking their quest but they are interrupted by a young woman wearing the amyrlins stole and her followers.
‘I want to come too! Please pleasepleasepleaseplease! I order you to take me with you!’ She screams haughtily.
‘No, you go away.’
‘Aaaaaw.’
‘Lan! Get your ass over here!’
‘Coming hun.’
‘They are trying to leave without us! I should whip them with my braid!’
‘Nynaeve honey, can’t we just go back to the hotel room?’
‘Oh no you don’t, you just want to get into a private place so you can order me around again! Well I’ll have none of that now!’
And so the group hurriedly started their long trek to their quests destination, which none of them knew where it was but they were to preoccupied with running away.
Funny story! Hopefully.
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(I failed in my personal goal though, I wanted to write something happy, but Stephanie and Kasey make bad on the spot muses)
I am an excellent muse. Although I am known to just sprout random bullshit when I'm tired/high or generally in that mood.
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I'm in a place colder and more remote than mother Theresas vagina.
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I could never keep up with it.
Although I voted for it.
(is the guy who didn't know he was MotM until his month was up)
I'm going to play it safe and assume I'm always MotM.
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Laughing, laughing still after I
The Return of Moiraine:
in Kesiera
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Lanfears body didn't change in any way. Lanfear died and shai'tan put her soul into the body of a woman that had been captured my his minions. So unless Momo is dead too and somebody suddenly feels like getting her a new body she will not go through any major changes in that department, maybe a few scars from jumping around in a burning doorway.
I really don't want her to get all buffed up in power, the charm with Moiraines character is that she doesn't have that kind of bloody "superpowers" thus creating a sense of mortality and also forces her to use some tact in dealing with problems instead of rushing in guns blazing.