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Tosh

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  1. Random VIII

    in Chatterbox

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    I just demolished a brick wall. *purr*

    I also wrote stuff in it using some strange tool that cuts through stone like butter.

    And more, I have gotten hold of a camera so I will post pics of the snake I promised to get a pic of all that time ago and possibly what is left of the wall. I know that might not be very amusing but I had so much fun wrecking it that I have to share it. :eek:

  3. Random VIII

    in Chatterbox

    Posted

    Aaw kitten is mad and being all stern like an aes sedai. ;P

    *Is awestruck and scared*

    Look I'm trying my very best not to swear here and I think I'm doing a pretty good job. But its hard, I do it without thinking, take this thing for example I didn't even notice there were swearing in those jokes.

     

    I understand you need to inforce these rules even if I don't understand why in this case and you are doing a good job out of it, for some bloody reason I really don't want any of you mad at me. :eek:

    Please forgive pretty please with sugar on top and a pink elf on extasy dancing around and singing with a little hat on its head and huge puppydog eyes.

     

    Just so I get this straight once and for all. Do you consider bloody, flaming and damn as curses or is it just the f,w,b,c,d,a and s words that count?

  4. Random VIII

    in Chatterbox

    Posted

    What did I do now!? I can't remember cursing. I can't even remember that I had posted here.

     

    Ooh I remember now. I posted some jokes here that I found on a website. I get a warning for that? There wasn't any excessive cursing in there. But fine, its your call I guess.

     

    So has anyone started writing anything for this fanfic contest yet? I have nver been able to write WoT stories for some reason but I know alot of people here can and I always enjoy reading them.

  6. Random VIII

    in Chatterbox

    Posted

    I just had an idea for a short little story. It starts with a guy thinking about life and death in the last moments of his life. After he dies his soul ends up on a bus driving through a huge black void without end. Then an old man sits down and starts talking to him, being really nice but is trying to sway him with his words. This person is satan, then satan smiles and looks out at the emptiness outside the window, he says that this is their stop but the man defys him and says he will stay on the bus a little longer. And then the man suddenly jumps out of the bus and he ends up in heaven where he talks with god etc. etc.

  12. Random VIII

    in Chatterbox

    Posted

    Its time to sing the Unknown Amount Of Hours Past Midnight Song!

     

    Its way past mid-night tiddeldidiii

    I gathered all the cans in a bag triddeldidaa

    I stuck me head out through the window.

    It was cold, tralalaa

    There was a bird.

    My breath made pretty clouds and everything was sparkly. Tiddeldiduu

  13. Favourite dish, something original

    in Chatterbox

    Posted

    My favouriute meal has to be pasta with a bolognese sauce...its my mum who generally cooks it for me so I'm not 100% sure of how to make it myself, but I think its pretty easy

    It is really easy. Just get a pot/fryingpan thing(don't know a word for it in english but a frying pan with high edges so you can make sauce etc.)

    and then you just throw in some milk, tomato sauce, salt and pepper and ofcourse the meat (I think the english word for the meat you use is cornbeef).

    I don't know if people usually use this but I also use soy sauce to get a nice color to it and a special mustard which name I can't spell.

    Then you pretty much just let it cook, stir around in it from time to time.

    Well this isn't a complete recipe, I also use onions and probably some other stuff I don't remember right now.

    But I think I have proven it is pretty easy to make.

  14. Random VIII

    in Chatterbox

    Posted

    Lets give it a shot.

     

    Blood and bloody ashes! What the bloody buttered onions are you doing you son of a fluffbrained wetlander flipskirt?

     

    You bloody flaming plaything of a deranged saidin smoking gholam.

     

    Shai'tans mother!

     

    Shai'tan eat your soul in bloody shayol ghul while all the forsaken play tylins duckling with your dead hollowed out body.

     

    Guess it works allright. Takes some imagination though.

  17. Random VIII

    in Chatterbox

    Posted

    What is this Uno thing?

    Not swearing is hard work, think I'm developing a nervous twitch thing because of it, and my skin keeps itching. Is it hot in here? Damn its cold! Hot, cold, hot, cold.

  23. Movie Cast

    in The Books

    Posted

    Still not sharp enough! Nyn is like a bloody razor! With the braid and the sniffs and the pewpew saidar. ;P

    But sure the lost woman could probably be a good Nyn even if she doesn't quite look like I imagine our precious Wisdom.

  24. Questions only Moiraine can answer.

    in Kesiera

    Posted

    Psst... People, I think Moiraine is beginning to open up under our guiding influence

    Well it was only a matter of time. We are very intrusive.

    Moiraine, did you and Siuan experiment with drugs together when you were as Marie says playing lesbians? You know the whole confused adolescence thing. Probably spelled that wrong though, Please forgive me Momo. ;P

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