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Tosh

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  1. Thom...Well...Thom is just boring. I mean what the hell, what has he ever done that has been enjoyable to read about? From what I remember of the books Thoms storyline has been something like this. (I can't remember what happened to him before Mat met up with him in Tar Valon).

     

    He became a drunk and groped some barmaids.

    He jumped on a boat and complained about his leg.

    He wandered about in Tear with Mat and then he got sick.

    He sneaked around in the stone of Tear gossiping.

    He slapped Elayne. (as much as I like Elayne he did the right thing there.)

    Well I'm starting to get tired of this and my memory fails me but it seems to me all he has done is being a grumpy old man, albeit a grumpy old man with a large amount of sharp objects hidden about his person.

     

    So, Thom is a boring character and it would be more fun to have Moiraine with someone who will create some enjoyable reading. But then again I can't really think of who that might be..Apart from Suian but thats probably just the insanity speaking.

  2. I've learned only to make promises to other people, to soothe them or whenever the hell you promise people things. Simply because I am too damn good in convincing myself, and that makes it very hard to keep any promise to myself like "I won't be so lazy" or whatever.

  3. The TV apperantly has the right to a trial.

    SO!

    Dear members of the jury. You see here, an adorable kitten, a person filled with compassion and love and a large amount of fluff. Does she really seem capable of attacking someone in cold blood?

    And now we see the supposed victim. A cold mechanical being devoid of human feelings and compassion, filled only with the need to spew out its filth into the world corrupting as many people as it can until all people are under its thumb. I also want you to look at this picture of Mr. TV taken after the accident.

    *Passes around a picture of a TV with painted on devilshorns*

    Anyway. I find the defendant, Kitten, not guilty.

    I also find Mr.TV guilty of assaulting poor Kitten.

    *TV gets executed and the footage gets spread on the web.*

    *Everyone is happy ever after*

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