Thom is too old.

[Kaitlin 22]

*blinks* Talk about hugh hefner.

 

"Did the house just settle or is that your back?"

 

Where did you find these?

[Marie 73]

The internets.

 

Ode to MPS, Part 2

By EasingTheBadger

 

 

 

Rand awoke much much later and found only Min in the bed

The threesome was over, but he still had some thoughts floating 'round in his head.

He looked over at Min in her still asleep haze,

He'd need someone else, Min won't even be walking for days.

 

 

Rand stood up and stretched to the sky,

silently thinking "if I don't get some I'll die"

He put on his clothing and left through a Gateway.

"who can I get with? I'm not going to pay!"

 

 

He thought and he pondered, then his eye was wet with a joyous tear

"I know!" He exclaimed, "I'll get it on with Lanfear!"

He stood up and ran to the twisted door to the land of the *finn

too excited to think through that door he'd already been.

 

 

He leaped through to door into the same *finnish hall

He ran as fast as he could, not understanding his gall.

Upon enterring the room of the wish giving *finn,

his jaw dropped to the ground, bruising his chin.

 

 

A strange sight before him, he never thought upon,

in plain public view was Moiraine easing the badger of Thom.

They saw him and jumped, feebly trying to get themselves covered,

Rand didn't care, he just watched them and hovered.

 

 

Moiraine looked to Rand and said "you can't be in this place!"

but all Rand did was think about where on Lanfear to put his face.

 

I can't find the other one.

[Cerendrallion 32]

[Kaitlin 22]

That's just wrong.

[jan 14]

oh lord... just too much...

[Marie 73]

I still can't find the other one (maybe it is gone forever ) but basically it was a "what if" thing. The writer, a male most likely, took the scene from book four when Thom finds Moiraine going through his papers. Now instead of showing off their "mad skillz" in Game of Houses, Moiraine talked of just everyday ho-hum. She then healed his leg, left her hands on his knees, he gets excited, and pulls her into his lap and proceeds to kiss her.

 

They got busy but you don't see any of that.

[Sivart Reborn 7]

I have no idea what that was...

 

For the topic name, Thom too old? Logically speaking, yes.

 

But Moiraine should get what Moiraine wants, even if it isn't logical!!!!!!!

[Kaitlin 22]

That's true, Sivart. She is a lady, after all, and must have what she wants or there will be small blue fury.

[Marie 73]

Moiraine deserves whichever man she desires.

[jan 14]

Moiraine deserves whichever man she desires.

Or woman

[Whitty 29]

Or woman

 

I concur

[Kaitlin 22]

Yes, woman or man. Just as long as she doesn't want Fain everything will be ok.

[Sivart Reborn 7]

Or Rand. We can't have her doing Rand. (Or Rand doing her, eww!)

Anyone else, sure.

[Kaitlin 22]

Or Rand. We can't have her doing Rand. (Or Rand doing her' date=' eww!)

Anyone else, sure.[/quote']

 

*shudder* No.. you're right. She's no Mrs. Robinson.

[jan 14]

Or Rand. We can't have her doing Rand. (Or Rand doing her' date=' eww!)

Anyone else, sure.[/quote']

Eww is right!!