Moiraine as a Vampire

[Ekho 52]

...I think we all lost the plot of what's going on a while ago

[Whitty 29]

thread title "moiraine is a vampire" it's not very long...I reread it quickly.

[Sam 19]

rereading does not make the thread make any more sense 

[Ekho 52]

😂 not one wink of sense, and yet I think this thread perfectly encapsulates the madness of Moiraine’s World 

[Whitty 29]

Truth.

So there would have to be other vampires, right? And they have the wolf boys, Perrin and whatever they are because I cannot remember, so there has to be creatures as well....hm..

[Ekho 52]

Okay so the Carhienin are Vampires, Perrin is a werewolf and Aes Sedai are faeries (cannot lie, manipulate people to do their bidding etc)

What other creatures could we have?

[Whitty 29]

oooh right, nice.

Um. Seanchan are like, well not mermaids, but something like that? Or would that be Tairien's (sorry my spelling and memory is shit. Siuan's peeps) since they all like to sail? But mermaids that get legs out of water but can't be too long out of it.

[Ekho 52]

Ooh, yeah Tearans (I don’t know if that’s the right spelling either) could be mermaids/mermen. It would explain Siuan’s obsession with fish. 

[Kaitlin 22]

On 4/29/2019 at 5:03 AM, Ekho said:

Ooh, yeah Tearans (I don’t know if that’s the right spelling either) could be mermaids/mermen. It would explain Siuan’s obsession with fish. 

And fishguts. I’m resurrecting this!

Who are the necromancers? They don’t have to be evil! 

 

Moiraine’s tiny fangs can glint like her kesiera. Wait I didn’t read the whole thread. Maybe that’s already a key vampire!Moiraine feature. *gobackreadthread*

[Kaitlin 22]

3 minutes ago, Kaitlin said:

And fishguts. I’m resurrecting this!

Who are the necromancers? They don’t have to be evil! 

 

Moiraine’s tiny fangs can glint like her kesiera. Wait I didn’t read the whole thread. Maybe that’s already a key vampire!Moiraine feature. *gobackreadthread*

I lost all memory of replying to this and the idea of being able to poof into a bat! Were we high on blueberry tea?

Vampire Moiraine would call herself a Vampyre because this is more mysterious when one is a short fanged one. 

[Whitty 29]

Lololol this is already better than the Amazon stuff. 

[Ekho 52]

On 6/20/2019 at 12:37 AM, Kaitlin said:

Who are the necromancers? They don’t have to be evil! 

Well they are sort of obsessed with death in the borderlands so Malkier? Because it’s a dead nation? 

Or Arafel, and maybe that’s why they wear bells in their hair? 

I feel like we should send this thread to amazon, to ensure it is properly incorporated into the show 😂😂. 

[Kaitlin 22]

On 6/27/2019 at 7:34 PM, Ekho said:

Well they are sort of obsessed with death in the borderlands so Malkier? Because it’s a dead nation? 

Or Arafel, and maybe that’s why they wear bells in their hair? 

I feel like we should send this thread to amazon, to ensure it is properly incorporated into the show 😂😂. 

We’ll just tell them it’s something they missed in the middle of Rand thinking Perrin is better with the ladies paragraphs! 

 

“Rand thought Perrin was much better talking to women. (Borderlanders are necromancers, more on pg.763) The ginger tall bro looked at the way Perrin dropped loads and loads of buttons and sighed. ((Moiraine is a vampire. Unicorns are real they just have tiny warder cloaks on their horns)) Rand knew he would never be able to do the button trick as well as his burly friend “ 

 

Edited June 30, 2019 by Kaitlin

[Ekho 52]

Yes, amazon have just missed it! 

[Ekho 52]

Is it strange that I now come back to reread this thread when I need to laugh at something?