A badfic!

[Kaitlin 22]

In writing the second part of an earlier story I realized that I was getting much too fluffy with the characters of Thom and Mo. To get it out of my system I wrote this, which has allusions to some of my favorite fanfics. Thanks to Marie and her description of Mo's bosom , Laura and her invention of the sa'sarn , and Whit with her writings of Siuan being the lovable fisherwoman she is.

 

The Untitled Badfic, part one of one (unless somebody wishes to carry it on - feel free )

 

Thom rolled off of Moiraine, flopping tiredly onto the bed next to her. The little Blue lay panting from exertion, but there still remained a gleam in her eyes.

 

 

[jan 14]

 

What can I say?! As the cast of characters went on and on... I just couldn't stop laughing. Lan in that monstrosity and cucumber slices on his eyes...

 

If you haven't got it out of your system with this, you never will... and lord help us all!!!

[Eldaya 0]

 

It`s really great.

[Kaitlin 22]

If you haven't got it out of your system with this' date=' you never will... and lord help us all!!![/quote']

 

Mwah!

[Sivart Reborn 7]

How big is this bed?

[Kaitlin 22]

It's a Cairhien bed, so it's extra large like all their furniture.

[Whitty 29]

The former Red turned Amyrlin turned stilled ex-Amyrlin turned reattached Wise One turned professional actress in the Player

[Sivart Reborn 7]

It's a Cairhien bed, so it's extra large like all their furniture.

Still... Lan and Perrin? And Siuan? And Thom? And Elaida? I have a queen sized bed and I take up most of the room! Lan and Perrin are like, huge men! They alone would take half the bed!!!

[Kaitlin 22]

It's a Cairhien bed' date=' so it's extra large like all their furniture. [/quote']

Still... Lan and Perrin? And Siuan? And Thom? And Elaida? I have a queen sized bed and I take up most of the room! Lan and Perrin are like, huge men! They alone would take half the bed!!!

 

*points to the title of the fic* It's not meant to be taken seriously.

[Whitty 29]

Lol yeah...and they could have pushed a couple beds togehter!

 

And Lan and Perrin were on the floor, were they not?

[Kaitlin 22]

It's a bad fic. It's tongue in cheek. They're all up on the one bed except for Perrin, and they are all unbelievably sleeping with each other and acting unlike themselves.

[Whitty 29]

...and I love it!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cerendrallion 32]

Wooo!

 

Loved it, Kaitlin.

[Carina 0]

ah, i love it! brightened up my day at work... although i work in an open plan office and having laughed out loud, people are now giving me very strange looks....

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

ah, i love it! brightened up my day at work... although i work in an open plan office and having laughed out loud, people are now giving me very strange looks.... Embarassed

 

Mine too. I did not get any strange looks though.

 

It is the funniest fanfic I have read to date,.. well done Kate,.... can I call you that way??