Cute joke

[Marie 73]

Vertex sent this:

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: This bull mated 50 times last year."

 

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said: "He mated 50 times last year."

 

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said: "This bull mated 120 times last year."

 

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said: "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

 

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

 

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said: "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

 

The husband looked at her and said: "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

 

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he should eventually make a full recovery...

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Nice one.

[jan 14]

 

Have you heard this one:

 

Q: What did the ancient Egyptian boy say to his ancient Egyptian girlfriend?

 

A: Let's go behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!

[Whitty 29]

Niklas and his jokes....

 

Wow Jan...that was so lame, I acutally laughed out loud!

[Marie 73]

Well, I know he didn't come up with it. :wink:

[Whitty 29]

Lol well of course not...but it's so a joke he'd tell. Silly boy, he is.

[Kaitlin 22]

Oh lol, those jokes were cute. *groans at the second one* :wink:

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Here's another :

 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

 

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

 

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

 

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

 

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

 

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

 

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

 

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

[Whitty 29]

ah haha......ouch.

[Kaitlin 22]

Hehe.. devious.

[Marie 73]

That is so messed up.

[Whitty 29]

but clever!

[jan 14]

very devious!

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"

[Marie 73]

Such a bad man! :wink: