Cute joke

[Whitty 29]

yeah....but it's not like the wife wanted him!

[Fenix 0]

What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.

[jan 14]

I wonder if that'll work with my laptop's firewall application, which has gone and corrupted itself!

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Jan, You could try,..

[Kaitlin 22]

Lol, Fenix.

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Here's another one

 

On returning from battle in the Falkland Islands, 3 soldiers are asked to report to their commander. The commander states that because of services rendered the army will pay each soldier a sum of

[Marie 73]

lol wow that's funny.

[eowyn 0]

i know one in german...

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Why don't you translate it into english and post it ??

 

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Is that you in your avtar photo ??

 

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[eowyn 0]

a guy goes to a place where he can change his name

-Hello i would like to change myname

-Ok sir whats your name?

-Peter Idiot

-How would ulike to be named from now on?

-Thomas Idiot

 

Hellno thats not me thats the goddess Michele Van Gorp-duke basketball legend,and the only out player in the wnba

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

ok. Here's another,.....

 

There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please help me. The doctor says he is gonna try and new experimental technique on her. He will put a crank in the back of her head and when she sees bags under her eyes she's supposed to crank it and the bags will go away. So she gets this crank put in her head and leaves. It works and works for a while until one day she cant get rid of these bags under her eyes. She cranks and cranks as hard as she can but they just wont go away. So she goes to the doctor. She says to the doctor: "Doctor, this was working for a while, but I cant seem to get rid of these bags under my eyes." The doctor replies: "Lady those aren't bags..those are your boobs." All she had to say was.."Now that would explain why I have this goatee."

[jan 14]

Oh Ajit... you need a hobby!!!!!

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

May be I do, may be I don't

[jan 14]

 

...or you could compile them in a book and sell them alongside those foreigners in saffron clothes on MG Road... the one's who stop you and ask if you've discovered Krishna!! If you know the ones I mean

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

I know what you mean,...... actually I have heard a lot about these Lord Krsna devotees but never been accosted by one,......

 

I just have this site from where I copy+paste these jokes,......