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Vertex

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May this thread never be defiled again by the likes of Jan again, and may Moiraine burn her body with balefire so that she'll never exist.

 

*chants in a long dead language while drawing symbols with blood on the floor*

 

 

May the Lady Moiraine keep you satisfied

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On behalf of the cult, I have been asked to hire you, 45, to resolve a minor problem. You see, recently unbelievers have started to infiltrate this thread and we feel you might be the right person to deal with them.

 

Your discretion is appreciated.

 

May the Lady Moiraine keep you statisfied

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On behalf of the Sapphire Glory of our Dearest Lady Moiraine I hereby necro this thread.

 

Blessed are the short in spirit, for they shall look Lady Moiraine in the eye.

Blessed are the passive aggressive, for they shall progress in The Game.

Blessed are those who ride white horses, for Aldieb shall grace them.

Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after Justice: for they shall have their fill.

Blessed are the perverted, for they are the children of Cairhienin.

Blessed are those that love Pillows, for their souls shall know Friends.

Blessed are the old musicians, for they may get into Her Holy Pants.

Blessed are those that suffer Doorway Falling for justice' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

 

May the Lady Moiraine keep you satisfied.

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Doth the unbelievers still persist oh great ones? If so then truly they are deemed naughty in moiraines eyes. May they know the feeling of ice in the most unpleasant places and may their pillows forever be without friends.

 

May the Lady Moiraine keep you satisfied.

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Vertex

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Ahh, sister Kaitlin. I have a small task for you. Would you please update the first post of this thread with the new member list? I'm expecting it done as soon as possible as it also contains the acursed names of our greatest enemies.

 

Lady Moiraine's Faithfulls

Mother Marie

Brother Niklish

Sister Cerendrallion

Sister Mea

Sister Olivia

Sister Kitten

Brother Tosh

 

Vile Christians

Heinous Jan

Despicable Sivart

Nauseating FortyFiveAuto

 

That will be all.

 

May the Lady Moiraine keep you satisfied

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