Stretch marks!

[Vertex 23]

Over the last couple of months, me has gotten stretch marks on my upper arms. I try not to cry about it so that no one sees... but it is very hard to keep such things bottled up.

 

And anyways... I think me starting to post here might have something to do with it! So has anyone else gotten stretch marks from posting?

[jan 14]

*collecting money for Vertex-Needs-A-Hobby fund!!*

[Callybear 0]

*Donates R100 out of pity*

Here vertex I feelk your pain. I now a being who desperatly needs a hobby too. My brother!

*Hides face and weeps*

[Vertex 23]

*pleased* You are too kind... although, me still suffers from stretch marks :-/

[jan 14]

With our fund you can have an operation where you can chop your arms off! I know a Healer who will be glad to work on you!

[Marie 73]

Use cocca butter. *nods* And stop eating chocolate cake.

[Vertex 23]

I like Marie this much

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because she's at least trying to help eventhough she's saying silly things

 

and I like Jan this much

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because evil people are kinda nice in their own way

[Callybear 0]

I know what you can do. Get a big jar of scorpions and stick your amrs in them. Then they'll drop off and you won't have to worry about stretch marks. Or you could buy Nivea anti wrinkle or skin firmingt lotion. Gosh I sound like a connercial.

*Shudder*

[jan 14]

and I like Jan this much

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Well, in that case... *pockets Vertex-Needs-A-Hobby* collection and goes to buy self a new laptop with it!*

[Cerendrallion 32]

*tsks*

 

Jan, you know you can't afford anything more extravagant than chocolate buttons with Niklas' fund...

 

But buy some of them and share them with me.

[Callybear 0]

If you give them to me. I'll bake you a cake with them.

[Mea 0]

Yes! And I can eat the cake!

[Sivart Reborn 7]

Oh, I thought this topic was about stretch-marks after giving birth... of course, why would Vertex talk about that? Wait... I don't want that answered.

[Marie 73]

Cocoa butter! I can never spell that right.

[Cerendrallion 32]

I don't know how to make a cake, even if I took 3 years of Home Ec...