[Split] Living in Randland

[Ekho 52]

Eating trollocs would probably give you food poisoning, which wouldn't be so great

[Tosh 8]

I tried to bake once. Trollocs can't be much worse than that.

It was like eating rubber!

[Sivart Reborn 7]

Nik, use the hyphen! It will cause understanding of posts and reduce Janny buys evilness!

[jan 14]

Nooo... then I'd have all this evilness to spare and nothing to vent it on!

 

Anyway, I'm sure if you boiled the trollocs really well it'd taste like... well... softer rubber?

[Kaitlin 22]

Ewww... it would be like eating mystery meat, plus human meat too.

 

I would pee a little if a Trolloc trotted by and stopped to chat with me. I would run, and become fetal if anything worse happened. I have never seen something like that in my life, and I don't imagine I would be any braver than the average person!

 

Actually, one of my old bosses had the neck of a turkey... so maybe I've seen something a _little_ bit like it.

[Tosh 8]

Actually, one of my old bosses had the neck of a turkey... so maybe I've seen something a _little_ bit like it.

Hes a trolloc spawn! Its obvious. Turn him in to the police or hit him over the head with a krucifix or something.

[Ekho 52]

I think the crucifix would only work if he was a vampire

[Kaitlin 22]

If I ever see him again I'll call Tosh! You can be all tough like Lan and get him!

 

And, Laura2 can come and advise about the whole crucifix thing.

[Ekho 52]

Yes because I know of all their uses

[Sivart Reborn 7]

That's a disturbing image.

[Tosh 8]

You have a filthy mind. I'm sure she was just speaking of how you can put a wig on a crucifix and use it as a doll that wards you from satan.

[Kaitlin 22]

I hadn't thought of that use!

[Cerendrallion 32]

I used food poisoning to get out of work today. I love being unscrupulous sometimes.

[Ekho 52]

Yes beinig unscrupulous does have its advantages

 

You have a filthy mind. I'm sure she was just speaking of how you can put a wig on a crucifix and use it as a doll that wards you from satan.

 

How did you guess

[Tosh 8]

How did you guess

I'm a phsycic. If thats the right word. :b