Questions only Moiraine can answer.

[Kesiera 0]

Good Day, or Evening as the case may be.

 

I have, on occasion, browsed through some of the posts in this site. It pleases me that most of you have been perceptive enough to realize that I did not perish during that fateful day some time ago. I am here, and very much alive.

 

What pleases me less has been reading some of the more ridiculous fallacies some of you have of me! My nipples do not double as listening devices!

 

I would like, for the record, to open this thread with the hope that you will all come and ask me personally whatever questions you might have.

 

So. Ask me whatever questions you want. I cannot lie. But, I cannot guarantee that I will answer.

[Marie 73]

Moiraine...can I call you Moiraine?

 

Are you really in love with Thom or did you just convince yourself you loved him because Min said you two were fated to get married no matter what you did and so in order to not lose your mind you said to yourself "self, I think I'm in love with a gleeman"?

[Kesiera 0]

Moiraine...can I call you Moiraine?

 

Are you really in love with Thom or did you just convince yourself you loved him because Min said you two were fated to get married no matter what you did and so in order to not lose your mind you said to yourself "self, I think I'm in love with a gleeman"?

 

The Light illumine you, Marie.

 

Yes, you may call me Moiraine.

 

There are times when an individual must accept what the turning of the Wheel has brought, no matter if it is not what you had in mind to begin with. Things have worked out in a pleasant way so far.

 

Have you spoken with Min? If you do, please ask her to cut her hair again. She simply doesn't have the face for ringlets.

 

I don't call myself Self, either. I call her "Cindy".

[Kaitlin 22]

Oh! Momo! Do you hate that nickname?

 

I don't even know what to ask. Hmm. Would it be silly just to ask little questions? I want to know what your favorite snack is.. when you have time to eat them I guess! Do you like kittens a lot or birds? Oh! That's what I can think of so far.

 

*makes ..er.. Moiraine a grilled cheese*

[Kesiera 0]

Hello, Kaitlin. How are you?

 

For the record, yes, I hate that nickname. However I am aware that will not stop any of you from using it.

 

My favorite snack? I do not very much enjoy snacking, but I do like small pastries with preserves spread on top.

 

I like to hunt with hawks and enjoy eating various birds. Does that answer your question? I enjoy felines as much as any other female channeler.

 

I thank you for your food, however "grilled cheese" does not sound like a dish I would enjoy.

[Vertex 23]

Dearest Moiraine!

 

Yesterday, I recieved in a letter something called a condom... it is a clever little contraption that's very popular in our world. Would you like to try it with me? It is perfectly safe and lots of fun.

[Kesiera 0]

How are you, Niklas?

 

I don't have much time to do the things that I enjoy, and sadly less time to try new fun things.

 

Could you describe the game of the condoms?

[Vertex 23]

I am very good, thank you Moirane.

 

Basically when you get to know people you've never met before a condom is mainly used to prevent diseases. Especially as some of them are deadly. Thus doctors(healers) really recomend their use warmly. And moreover, they feel very good to use as well. Since you are now here in a new world, getting familiar with condoms is a very good idea.

 

And do not fear, we do not have to try it out for long. We can have something called a "quickie".

[Kesiera 0]

Niklas, I can see where this conversation is leading. I know on this forum individuals enjoy being very rough with their language but I will not participate in such behavior.

[Vertex 23]

Oh, I am sorry, Moiraine. I did not mean to embarrass you with crude language. And I do understand that you do not ejoy expression yourself like that in public... So let's continue this conversation privately!

[Kaitlin 22]

*bounces* Moiraine.. a grilled cheese is the finest of foods. It is two pieces of bread toasted with a delicious thin slice of cheese melted all gooey in the middle.

 

*comforts Nikky* Yes, we are rough.

 

So, I read that saddles can be used as pillows and seats if you live outdoors. Moiraine, do you like using your saddle a lot for everything or just going down on the ground?

[Cerendrallion 32]

So what was the deal with you and Cormanes anyway, Moiraine?

[Kesiera 0]

Niklas: I have not received a PM from you.

 

Kaitlin: I will perhaps try a Grilled Cheese someday.

 

Laura (The one infatuated with Elaida): Hello, dear. Sometimes it is surprising how much all of you know. I will admit to that. Cormanes was a young man I knew before I began my studies in Tar Valon. All of you may have been placing too much importance on his existance in my former life!

[Kaitlin 22]

Is it hard for you to answer questions? You don't really seem to be that type, Moiraine!

 

It is a shame Momo is so shy. We could ask her about noti things.

[jan 14]

Moiraine (ah, I love the way that sounds on my tongue...), here's my question: In your 20-odd years together, why did you and Lan not do it? Or did you, and it's a great big secret? (You should know... we do have our theories here at MW about a "missing" chapter in book 5.)

 

Yours curiously,

Jan