When Alex is bored.

[Sivart Reborn 7]

Rand dying and realizing what he's screwed up!

[Tosh 8]

Ooh I like that. Its between that and rewriting Rand starting at the first book.

 

***Prewiev of how that might look***

In a small cottage in the middle of a forest a young boy was dreaming. He was standing in the middle of a battlefield, dead and dieing men and women lieing piled up grotesquely high all around him. Some reached out for him, as if they could just come closer to him, maybe touch his long bloodstained cloak, then all would be better. The man, no thats not right, the young boy could do nothing but standing there watching.

 

Suddenly he was sitting crouched down, rocking back and forth on his heels, in a large room. In his hands he was holding the severed head of a blonde woman. He noticed he was crying, one part of him didn't know why he was crying, the other part knew all too well.

 

He felt someone grab a hold of him and shaking rather roughly. 'Go away' he sobbed. But the hand did not relent. 'Go away!'.

 

He tossed away the womans head, not hearing the savage crunching sound it produced when it impacted a wall because he was clutching his hands to his head screaming.

'Go away! Go away! Go away!'

He felt something explode inside him, he felt it reeling inside of him like a frenzied snake and then lashing out.

 

The young boy, his name was Rand he now knew, woke with a lurch and fell out of his bed. Clutched to his shirt was the shredded remains of a hand, the hand of his father Tam.

[Kaitlin 22]

Oh, that is actually excellent just as it is. More, more!

[Tosh 8]

Ok so somebody seriously needs to decide for me.

I think I can write a pretty good story with the Rand rewrite idea, but it will be a long story and I don't know when I'll have time to write.

And then theres mirrorboys idea, which will probably be a good oneshot.

Well I can't decide between the two so you will have to do it for me.

[Marie 73]

Oneshot!

[Tosh 8]

As you say oh most benign high priestess.

I'll start working on it tomorrow.

[Tosh 8]

Laughing, laughing still after I

[Olivia 26]

this zit on shai’tans foreskin we call a world

lol, you have some really funny lines.

 

I liked the story, his little chat with Lews Therin as he dies is probably what will really happen in book 12 methinks. It was suitably dark and gloomy, but also had some warm moments, like when he was thinking of the three women, how he could be more human when he was with them. Good work!

[Sivart Reborn 7]

A wee bit too funny if you wanted serious, but it was good. And it had enough morbid (and morbid humor) to get your point across.

 

Liked it, for sure!

[Tosh 8]

A man with a moustache is singing while twiddling a harp.

‘Oh woe is me! For the sexiness is gone! No more bouncy bouncy when riding, or peeking in the shower.’ The man looks to be near tears.

‘But hark oh witless fellow drunkards! I shall go on a heroic quest to save the fair maiden in peril. And to help me I will bring this man with a hat and a pointy stick that he can use to fend off hideously dangerous creatures like bees.

The man with the hat jumps up on the table and in a very melodramatic voice joins in the song. ‘I wish I had a brain!’

‘I’m sure the fair maiden Moiraine can help with that if you help me rescue her!’

‘Well lick my earlobes and smother me with a sock. I will help you in this perilous quest of utter and profound perilous ness, and I will bring my friends Rand and Perrin.’

A man with red hair and tight stockings and frilly underwear fixes everyone with a cold glare that not even the most brave of infants can withstand for more than a couple of minutes.

‘I wish I had a heart. And the fair maiden Moiraine will help me get one or I will singe her pubic hair with my profound mightiness with the one power.’

A leashed man with shaggy hair stands up and tries to speak through his gag.

‘Whats that now Perrin?’

The leather clad woman holding the leash hits Perrin with a whip and then does it again for good measure. ‘He said he wished he had some courage.’

‘Well miss-‘

‘Faile’

‘Miss Faile, would you like to come with us on this quest?’

‘Sure, maybe I can talk this Moiraine into a threesome.’

 

The group starts with the necessary preparations before undertaking their quest but they are interrupted by a young woman wearing the amyrlins stole and her followers.

‘I want to come too! Please pleasepleasepleaseplease! I order you to take me with you!’ She screams haughtily.

‘No, you go away.’

‘Aaaaaw.’

 

‘Lan! Get your ass over here!’

‘Coming hun.’

‘They are trying to leave without us! I should whip them with my braid!’

‘Nynaeve honey, can’t we just go back to the hotel room?’

‘Oh no you don’t, you just want to get into a private place so you can order me around again! Well I’ll have none of that now!’

 

 

And so the group hurriedly started their long trek to their quests destination, which none of them knew where it was but they were to preoccupied with running away.

 

Funny story! Hopefully.

[Tosh 8]

I wrote that in about 10 min when I should have been writing about evolution so its pretty much just stupid humour.

[Olivia 26]

I liked it. Especially the beginning, with Thom being all unsuitable for women, but somehwo rescuing Moiraine will make her <3 him. Funny work Tosh!

[Kaitlin 22]

Moremore! I love them all! *greedy*