Why Thom is a better Pillowfriend

[Olivia 26]

Olivia is our resident Brown. It should be official.

 

I'm honored *makes a leg*

 

Thom is said to have been the lover of Morgase so unless that refers to them loving eachother and consumating this love by making kissy faces at one another while keeping a respectable distance (4 meters) it seems a safe bet that they danced the decumbent waltz.

 

Well, when Elayne got drunk she was pretty pissed when she realized that Thom had been her Mom's lover, and she went on some rant about her mom being a slut because she slept with Bryne and Gaebril as well as her father. So I think they did more than make kissy faces.

 

Now Dena... I just hope to god that Thom didn't so anything to that poor girl.

 

Well, they did share a bed in the inn.... and she was pretty bold about kissing him in front of Rand, especially considering she was Cairhienin.

 

And at this point it seems unecessary to mention...Whatsherface...ehm...Slutty McMaid? Chi L'dmolestor?

 

Ryselle? Yeah, not sure how far they all got with her. Even Beslan was remarking about "resting his head on her pillows". But maybe those were just boob jokes rather than actual sex.

 

Mat just seemed to have women sitting on his knees all the time, and unless thats his favoured sexual position I don't think theres any real grounds for thinking he managed to get them to sit on anything else...

 

Well he and Tylin certainly went the whole way xD And Melindhra (sp?) too before he killed her. I can't remember if he actually has sex with others though. Oh wait, there were all those Maidens who tricked him in the Stone of Tear... xD

[Kaitlin 22]

I'm honored *makes a leg*

 

That is how you shall be known! Head of the Brown Council... Head Librarian Olivia. Yes, or something!

 

 

Well, when Elayne got drunk she was pretty pissed when she realized that Thom had been her Mom's lover, and she went on some rant about her mom being a slut because she slept with Bryne and Gaebril as well as her father. So I think they did more than make kissy faces.

 

Her mom just got lonely once in a while. It happens to everyone! *defends pointless but very nice character* She was at least with Taringail, Thom, Bryne, and Gaebril, and that horrible WC guy. The last two shouldn't count, since she didn't have a choice. Oh, and Young!Tallanvor at some point in the future or already. Plus any WT Pillowfriends, though it doesn't seem like Morgase is into those that much. Her daughter seems more pillowfriendly or whatever the equivalent is with Aiel.

 

Well, they did share a bed in the inn.... and she was pretty bold about kissing him in front of Rand, especially considering she was Cairhienin.

 

Ryselle? Yeah, not sure how far they all got with her. Even Beslan was remarking about "resting his head on her pillows". But maybe those were just boob jokes rather than actual sex.

 

Yea, I agree. Dena was sleeping with Thom. Maybe Thom just was interested in Riselle's boobs. *cough* I better leave that to a different thread. But it seemed like she was pretty open with all the guys until that Seanchan fellow. It was like RJ's Monroe character I guess. Innocent and busty... and trampy in a nice way.

 

Well he and Tylin certainly went the whole way xD And Melindhra (sp?) too before he killed her. I can't remember if he actually has sex with others though. Oh wait, there were all those Maidens who tricked him in the Stone of Tear... xD

 

I always thought a kiss and a tickle meant that he was going all the way. RJ was pervy, but he didn't come right out and state a lot of things. So, to me it seemed like he was trying to say that people sitting on other people's laps sort of meant being together physically around that time, or was close to it.

 

Elaida had at least one lover. In a way I can see her as being totally repressed but desperate, and in another just very focused but with the occasional "conquest". That one AS was just one that they knew about, so who knows.

[Kaitlin 22]

Marie: Everyone ignores Cormanes

 

 

Kat: *went shopping, has a pb sandwich*

I did forget Cormanes.

I was all wound up about Thom. *traitor*

 

 

Marie: Well he is the main point of the topic...but still!

 

 

Kat: *giggles* I will say

 

I'm double posting just to c/p that about Cormanes, and say I did forget him. And I think Moiraine did not have sex with him, but that they did some interesting things together. He doesn't count!

[Marie 73]

But he was pretty and they kissed and shared a magical moment.

 

Maybe Siuan role played as him sometimes...

[Kaitlin 22]

Oooh, maybe she did. She seemed less stuck on him later on, which means she was more stuck on him at first.

 

But Siuan as Cormanes didn't count for Cormanes. I'm sure he would be saddened to know he wasn't there for their romantic first-tenth time. :'( Although it was a girl instead so maybe he didn't cry long.

[Marie 73]

They should get back together.

[Kaitlin 22]

He is probably balding and has a beer gut by now. Or Mat has slept with him. He went to Cairhien.

[Marie 73]

Mat wouldn't sleep with a balding man.

[Kaitlin 22]

Then he must not have slept with him. >: O

[Marie 73]

Cormanes+Moiraine=Pretty Babies

[Kaitlin 22]

I heard he was impotent. Poor young Moiraine. Well, at least there was Siuan to pretend.

[Marie 73]

That is a lie spread by Siuan herself.

[Kaitlin 22]

*looks at you* I *knew* you were Siuan! I knew it!

 

*points* Oh, it all makes sense. It all comes together now.

[Marie 73]

[Kaitlin 22]

Oops, better be careful. I don't want to make Mother angry.