Kaitlin 22 Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 kaitlin what is this bizarre-ness you speak of? that is so NOT true, which means it must be a joke at least not nowadays. You doubt me? Can't say that I have. There have been times when I'm staring off into nothing as you say, and suddenly realized that I had my eyes closed, and that I'm sleeping. All the while maintaining the image of whatever I was staring at. Its a wonderfully surreal experience. That is an interesting feeling. It's almost like your brain is keeping that *file* of what your eyes see open for a little longer than it should. And I am back home now. Link to post Share on other sites
Iris 0 Posted August 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 You doubt me? yes, but i still like you! i never suddenly fall asleep (like Tosh), but i now have the ability to fall asleep anywhere and in any position, which means i have often fallen asleep on the couch sitting up with my head all hung over like an old man. i am also at home again after visiting fam in indiana. i was reminded once again how much more i like indiana than illinois. people are just so much nicer there! G 17 says presents are coming in the mail from me. they haven't arrived yet tho. i am very tempted to go on our chase account and see where they were purchased from and then guess what they are, but that would be so crappy of me. i hope its blood diamonds Link to post Share on other sites
Asmodean82 0 Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Randomness can breed strange long lasting results. For instance, take a gallon of milk. One simple gallon. Now add a desk and a duck and observe how they could be used to curdle the gallon of said milk. It's not that the milk has to do anything, per-say, but the desk would most likely need to set in a temperate environment. The duck would be a lovely touch as the milk does it's thing (which again is nothing) At a glance the far reaching possibilties seem as simple as the milk will no longer be drinkable. BUT AH HA! The duck will most likely poop either on or around the desk, which will ultimately sap the already faltering sanitation of the area. Now you have a smelling desk, curdled milk, and yes, the duck has flown away. Anyone else want to discuss that which is random?????? "Strum of the harp and a sudden disappearance!" Link to post Share on other sites
jan 14 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Apparently, I have accidentally eaten half a chocolate cake my sister baked last night. This is awful -- I remember nothing! Link to post Share on other sites
Olivia 26 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Apparently, I have accidentally eaten half a chocolate cake my sister baked last night. This is awful -- I remember nothing! LIES! Your sister used Compulsion on you to make you forget what you did last night, so that she could eat half that cake herself and blame you for it. Dastardly! Link to post Share on other sites
jan 14 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 You mean to say I got NO cake?! That's worse than having cake and forgetting about it! Hmm... I should tell her secret to the whole world! Link to post Share on other sites
Asmodean82 0 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 DO IT! We all should have a little cake. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitlin 22 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 I cannot believe that she blamed you for the cake incident! Clearly she was also wanting to bake another cake to make up for the cake you did not eat and then let you have none of that in retribution. So that would be two cakes you will not taste! I think you should steal that cake and share it with us. It is only right. My trip was sort of fun and sort of not fun. Next I want to go on a vacation to Europe, India, or Hawaii. Link to post Share on other sites
Iris 0 Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 *waiting for slice of cake* I'm having a party tomorrow and I was thinking of baking a cake, but I'm an awful baker! (although I am an excellent chef ) When I bake things always get too burned on the edges and stick to the pan and not done enough in the middle. I know! Jan, have your sister bake another cake and send it to me for my party! Make sure it's a big one. But whatever you do, don't send it through Skype, cause apparently it doesn't want us to communicate! I also have to plan the rest of the menu. I think I'll do something Italian. Mmmm, chicken paremsan, perhaps. I also need to buy a new dress. Well, I don't really need to. I just want to. I hope I get my packages today!!!!! Edit: Marie, I'll be on Skype and MK at 10 tonight if you wanna race Link to post Share on other sites
jan 14 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 *distributes cake to all* My trip was sort of fun and sort of not fun. Next I want to go on a vacation to Europe, India, or Hawaii. Europe, Europe, Europe! Between June and August 2010! (although I am an excellent chef ) And I'm an excellent eater. I should come to your party. Link to post Share on other sites
Asmodean82 0 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Me too. MORE CAKE. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaitlin 22 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Cake. Jan, Europe it shall be. Edit: Canada. Yes. Let us meet. Liv, you can cook for me anytime then! Link to post Share on other sites
Iris 0 Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 katie i hope i find you on skype and you dont have a peculiar gray question mark next to your name the way jan always does! (jan we will find a way!) jan do come to my party! do you know how to apparate? but you have to dress up/look really fly to attend. the women amongst my people are like a bizarre strain of cairhienin. we look like and act like Dust for the most part when we go outside but when we girls get together we flip out so if you come, you must look good and flip out. asmo, i'm sorry you can't come b/c only girls are allowed but i would send you cake if i made some! i decided we're doing ice cream sundaes instead. would you like one of those? oh, you also have to know the secret password to get through the door (just kidding!) *psst* it's "chocolate cake" i went shopping and, well, that one dress became five new dresses and a new pair of shoes. my packages didn't come today Link to post Share on other sites
Asmodean82 0 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 ........................ Jan's a girl????!!!!!:eek: Link to post Share on other sites
Olivia 26 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 ........................ Jan's a girl????!!!!!:eek:;) It appears MW has its very own Sherlock Holmes Honestly, Asmo... you've been here almost two years! Link to post Share on other sites
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