The Timeless Land: Protest Thread Go Go!

[Kaitlin 22]

Oh, that I could get my hands on a copy of this Travesty of a Novel!

 

*folds arms*

 

I have heard something, Jan.

 

I have heard something about The Timeless Land.

 

No, don't interrupt. There can be no excuses. I have heard of several things in this novel which vex me. Allow me to elaborate.

 

Uno: Salkin is cute.

 

Deux: I have NO spectacular death scene!!! Is this true? No explosions or monologues? My mind cannot comprehend this.

 

Drei: I am evil!! Well, actually this is awesome but then why no death scene? It is not to be borne.

 

Vier: There is just no more to say!!

 

What makes it worse is that it is probably an excellent book that many people will want to read. What happens when they do!!

Salkin

is much more evil than me and it is not fair!

 

When I write my book you will be in it, Jan. Oh yes. You will be a smelly hamster. A smelly evil hamster who lives!

[Marie 73]

I. Waited. Years. For. This. Book.

 

 

How could you, Jan!!! How could you??!!

 

They will not marry and have babies now! I, I, I, I hate you!

 

 

 

This is the price you pay for being an author! :hand:

 

[Olivia 26]

I'm not mad at you, Jan. Here's some puppies.

 

[Vertex 23]

*agrees with who'd hurt Niklas the most if he didn't*

[Kaitlin 22]

*waits for book* >: D

[jan 14]

Eeek! I was not here!

 

*runs... leaving a bloody trail...*

 

@Marie: You should take it up with my publishers, who cut my word count! *but keeps running... till I read Olivia's, my only friend in this harsh and lonely world!*

 

@Kate: *removes all keys from keyboard so she can't ever write her smelly hamster story!*

[Marie 73]

Oh? Is that so? Do you claim there was something cut that would prevent me from doing harm to a certain author?

[Kaitlin 22]

*painstakingly fits all keys back in* You cannot escape so easily!

 

 

You are sending the book but I feel like I need two copies! Two copies so that when I cry tears of betrayal over the one the other will still be dry to go to.

[jan 14]

*retires*

[Kaitlin 22]

Nooooo! T_T

 

*entices back with cake*

[jan 14]

Cake! *squeak*