EotW Parody

[MierinSedai 0]

Wow! This is hillarious! Thought you guys might enjoy what I ran across doing random web searches tonight. I'll never look at EotW the same way again.

 

http://linuxmafia.com/pub/jordan/Humor/abridged.html

[AshSnow 0]

lol the sheep thing got me. "Kill them". "media bias"

 

That was pretty funny & wrong...but quite good. I thought I was going to die laughing.

 

Nice find.

[Ekho 52]

Ages come and pass leaving memories that become legend, which fades to myth, which starts to fade back to legend but instead fakes everybody out and fades directly to memories, then myth again, then legend, until the beginning and the point of the sentence are both long forgotten

 

This made me laugh rather too much considering I'm in the library

[MierinSedai 0]

Hehehe my sides hurt from giggling by the time I finished it!

 

"Sedai' date='" said the woman. "Moiraine Sedai." She was only 4'8", but her grace and air of command made her seem at least 4'10". Behind her stood a tall, grim-faced man wearing a strange cloak that clashed horribly with the rest of his ensemble, so that it was almost impossible to look at him. "And this is Lan, my gaidin."[/quote']

 

rofl

[Olivia 26]

Great find, Mierin! Laugh-out-loud hilarious I especially liked Moiraine's "history" of Emond's Field... and Eggy's reaction.

 

"Can I come too?" asked Egwene, biting her thumb. "I really liked your story."

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Wow .... awesome

[Marie 73]

Moiraine spoke. "Clearly, this was a case of a well-intentioned, conscientious Warder making a split-second decision based on what, at the time, appeared to him be the facts. I see no evidence of 'Warder brutality' or any other wrongdoing. A civilian board of inquiry would only interfere with the ability of the Warders to do their job and protect the public."

 

Later, after planting a sword on the dead body and intimidating several witnesses, the company skipped town and checked into a cheap motel down the road in Shadar Logoth.

 

Aaah, so Randland has their own LAPD to worry about. XD

[MierinSedai 0]

LOL! I've found another one...

 

http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600

 

I really like the Moiraine and Siuan quotes in this one.

 

The Aiel quotes are priceless as well:

Melaine: Sorilea, you must help me marry Bael.

 

Sorilea: I will give you the Offer Dagger, which you will use to stab him in the shoulder as a sign of your love.

 

Melaine: I hope he will club me with the Acceptance Club, which will show his acceptance of my offer.

 

Sorilea: Then you will whip him with the Joy Whip, which will show your joy,

 

Melaine: And he will pelt me with the Honeymoon Pebbles.

 

Sorilea: And eventually, you will attack him with the Childbirth Spear.

 

Melaine: Then we will all beat ourselves with the Moron Bat.

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I think I might need a new hobby....

Edited January 28, 2010 by MierinSedai

[Olivia 26]

Those mock summaries have already been linked in some other thread, IIRC. But it was good to read them again They make me crack up every time.

[MierinSedai 0]

Yeah, I think that one has been around for a while. I ran across the link on the RAFO forum the other night! It was hillarious to read again.

[Sam 19]

I have not read them before so thanks for the bump.

 

Moiraine's "dresses, dresses, dresses" thing reminds me of Elayne.