Zombie Attack

[Kaitlin 22]

Moiraine is in a Shopping Mall inside a Stedding when Zombies attack.

 

She has:

 

1. One Weapon (Drubbing, Stabby purposes, etc)

2. One Song Blasting on the Speakers

3. One Famous Person to Fight Alongside Her

 

What are her choices?

 

(brought to you by another fanlisting and the fact that I need sleep and the pure WIN of Moiraine Slap!Healing Lan)

[Kaitlin 22]

I go first.

 

1. Baseball Bat

2.

3. Michelle Obama (with a Flamethrower)

[Aleyna 1]

Hahaha, ok, let me try.

 

1.Snow shovel

2.Bee Gees-Staying Alive

3.Arnold Schwazenegger, in a tank. xD

[jan 14]

ooh, my turn... okay...

 

1. Butter knife sharpened to a wicked edge

2.

[Note: Bollywood alert!]

3. Jerry the mouse [Note 2: You didn't say it had to be a real person!]

 

[Ekho 52]

 

1. Ice pick

2. Highway to Hell

3. Johnny Depp...dressed as Jack Sparrow

[Olivia 26]

1. CHAINSAW

2. "Firestarter" by Prodigy. (Actually, that would go better with Kaitlin's flamethrower-wielding Michelle Obama, but I can still picture Randlanders tearing sh*t up to this song.)

3. Xena: Warrior Princess, to take care of the few zombies Mo can't reach with her chainsaw.

[Marie 73]

Let us see...

 

1. Tire iron

2. Rob Dougan's "Clubbed to Death"

3. Chuck Norris

[Kaitlin 22]

I want to see all of these zombie smackdowns happen in a WoT movie (slightly modified from books). Just a montage of all of these set in the middle of EotW or something. xD

[Iris 0]

ooo my turn...

 

1. a boomerang made of extremely sharp steel

2. that one really cliche mellow Kenny G song haha

3. Wanda Sykes

[Kesiera 0]

1. A rod of Air. I mean really....

2. Music? I'd rather have a sandwich. I like sandwiches with cucumbers.

3. I don't know; is Nynaeve famous? I could use her as a shield.

[Ekho 52]

Nynaeve as a human shield...I would love to see that

[Kaitlin 22]

Lemme try again.

 

1. a 15" carbon steel throwing stick thingie. (who thinks of inventing these things??)

2. We Got the Gun

3. Kermit the Frog

[Sam 19]

1. a 4x4

2. "1979" by Smashing Pumpkins

3. Bill Clinton

[Kaitlin 22]

1. a 4x4

2. "1979" by Smashing Pumpkins

3. Bill Clinton

 

Yesss.

 

1. a Zamboni

2. "Bad Romance" - Lady Gaga

3. Mat