Thom is too old.

[jan 14]

I have no idea!

[Brynefan 2]

I know that this thread seems to slowly die away in terrible agony, but I've made a Moiraine/Thom fanfic that will satisfy both sides. She dumps him... in an old folks home. Hooray!

 

But I think that T/M is a whole lot less disgusting than when Elayne was all over him.

[Marie 73]

Ewwwww....Elayne/Thom is...wrong. On so many levels.

[Lizzy 0]

She dumps him... in an old folks home. Hooray!

 

I'd have to say hooray, too. I'm not a fan of M/T. Moiraine is beautiful and Thom is not

[jan 14]

 

I'm with you lot on the old folks' home bit! I find the idea of Thom/Moiraine very ewwy!

[Kaitlin 22]

but I've made a Moiraine/Thom fanfic that will satisfy both sides. She dumps him... in an old folks home. Hooray!

 

How have I not read that fanfiction yet?!? Shame on me.

 

Well, it says something that one of the only supporters of T/M is a lesbian... maybe I just can't picture the romance very clearly. Still! He stabs people! He's not your average old guy!

 

The way Elayne was acting made me cringe on the inside. *blehs*

[Tosh 8]

Still! He stabs people! He's not your average old guy!

He stabs people in a pansy old man way! What with the spinning and the tiny knives.

[Brynefan 2]

How have I not read that fanfiction yet?!? Shame on me.

 

It's very, very new.

 

Well, it says something that one of the only supporters of T/M is a lesbian... maybe I just can't picture the romance very clearly. Still! He stabs people! He's not your average old guy!

 

The way Elayne was acting made me cringe on the inside. *blehs*

 

I don't see the ability to stab people as something good in a potential partner.

[Marie 73]

Especially when the people he tends to stab are Damodreds. Just saying.

[Kaitlin 22]

Maybe she wants to get stabbed by his spinny knives.

 

The spinning and flourishing is for his act. When he actually attacks people he is vicious. *points to slashing throats around Elayne's group in Tanchico* It is more pansy to keep your knife on a long stick, like Mat, then have to get close to the killing like Thom.

[Brynefan 2]

Thom is also throwing daggers at people. Isn't that worse than keeping it on a stick? But I must say that it takes a lot of skill to succeed.

[Sivart Reborn 7]

I think Thom just has too much sex, and possibly drugs. I mean, he's WoT's version of a rock star.

[Kaitlin 22]

I hope Moiraine uses protection.

 

That's true, Brynefan, it would take a lot of skill, and it is more than keeping it on a stick. So, altogether he is about even with Mat. Well, a little less, since Mat was floofing around in all that pink before.

[Brynefan 2]

I think Thom just has too much sex, and possibly drugs. I mean, he's WoT's version of a rock star.

 

That girl in Cairhien in The Great Hunt was just wrong. She had a future before he came into her life. Then she just died. Old rock stars are evil.

 

How many drugs are there in WoT anyway? Has anybody used more than tobacco?

[Tosh 8]

Do they even say that its tobacco? I mean the two rivers leaf etc. can be anything.