Moiraine as a Vampire

[Whitty 29]

blonde men? really? not all about you, niklas.....

 

what about blueberry tea as a weakness?

[Vertex 23]

It's sweet of you to associate all blond manliness with Niklas

[Marie 73]

What about blue eyes?

[Kaitlin 22]

How pale would she become?

[Olivia 26]

So pale you could see her internal organs. Think of a chunk of meat covered in plastic wrap. (Momo: the other white meat? )

[Vertex 23]

If she was in popular vampire fiction, she'd turn sparkly.

[Ekho 52]

Not necessarily...the vampires in True Blood aren't sparkly.

[Vertex 23]

I'm unfortunately pretty sure that in terms of popularity, sparky Vampires easily win :/ But it would be good if she was in True Blood because she'd get shameless amounts of sex. I don't really love the Sookie books since she came out as a fairy...or since everyone in love with her, I guess. Much too much female first person fiction is about how much everyone desires the main girly. Hee! I ranted

[Kaitlin 22]

I put my foot down about Moiraine becoming a vampire unless she gets to turn into a bat sometimes. There is not enough poofing into bats in popular vampire fiction. This is a real shame because it ups the cuteness factor by at least a few degrees. She could fly in Rand's window next book as a bat, then as his back was turned she could poof into herself and casually say hello, as she is prone to do anyway.

[Marie 73]

Where would her clothes go?

[Kaitlin 22]

That would be one difficulty.

[Vertex 23]

She'd be nekked obviously!

[Deadsy 19]

Where would her clothes go?

I'm too embarrassed to say.

[Vertex 23]

If you whisper to me, then I could say I'm not embarrassed that much.

[Deadsy 19]

If you whisper to me, then I could say I'm not embarrassed that much.

/whisper: (her hoo hoo)