A Game from a Forsaken Gleeman

[Marie 73]

And then Nynaeve looked at Lan. And smiled.

[Ekho 52]

Suddenly Lan drew his sword and rushed forward, he passed the tinkers, stopped in confusion, and then suddenly fell out the window.

[jan 14]

But on the ground floor were a group of maids dusting out the Amyrlin's blanket, and they stared in wonder as a large man with a sword and leather band around his head fell on it and bounced.

[Kaitlin 22]

Lan bounced up into the air, twirled three times, scissor kicked, and landed on one maid killing her instantly with his large forehead.

 

Nynaeve grinned out the window and took a picture. And she tugged.

[Mea 0]

"Hm", Lan said to himself. "Something is wrong about all this! I'm sure this is not how things usually are. Oh well, I'm sure someone will take care of it." He went of to find Nynaeve again, without noticeing the figure hiding in the shadows...

[Tosh 8]

In a flash of swirling shadows ten hooded men appeared around Lan, each holding a knife against vital, or if not vital certainly very beneficial, parts of his body.

 

The man directly in front of Lan looked him straight in the face, a hint of some sort of glasses could be seen through the shadows of his hood, and said

'Rick James, bitch.'

[Asmodean82 0]

Instinctly, Lan streamed into his deadly dance prompting several of the dark hooded men to fall to his blade. The one who called himself "Rick James, Bitch", dodged in an odd dance-like fashion of his own, ending with an open handed strike to Lan's face.

"SLAPPPP!" bellowed the smiling enemy.

[Marie 73]

And then, Nynaeve came.

[Tosh 8]

Amarah, noticing the dishelved state of Nynaeves dress and the satisfied look on her face harrumphed haughtily and grabbed onto her long hard staff a bit harder.

 

Milan was in shock wondering when the hell she had time to do..That

[Asmodean82 0]

In the meantime Lan took a swing at the man known as "Rick James, Bitch" and struck a mighty death blow. The dark man crumpled forward, spitting, "Lan ManDARKNESS, MIdnight, you Evvvviilllllll MotherF***ER!"

Turning aside Lan moved toward Nynaeve and Amarah........(Uh Oh)

 

*Strum of the Harp, Wink, and a sudden disappearance!*

[jan 14]

But they were gone!

[Ekho 52]

And in their place were two very confused looking sheep

[Kaitlin 22]

The sheep both asked, "Do you have change for a twenty?"

 

Then the sheep blew up.

[Ekho 52]

And Lan decided he had had enough of this craziness, and stalked off muttering "I miss moiraine"

[jan 14]

The end... oh, wait! And then Nynaeve appeared again!