A masterpiece

[Lord Rand 0]

By Rand al'Thor

 

Once upon a time, long ago in a far away land, lived a prince named Dan.

 

Dan was a handsome redhead with an intense gaze. An intense gray-blue gaze.

 

He was strong. He was fast.

 

One day an Aes Sedai came and kidnapped him and took him to Tar Valon. He escaped, but not before she made him her lover and Warder and third husband.

 

Even though he was now free, or as free as he could be, he still felt haunted by what had happened to him.

 

The End.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or is it?

[Kaitlin 22]

Dan????

 

Well, it's very good. Could you write more or.. that actually sucks, I'm sorry.

[Marie 73]

Did Kate just insult a piece of work?!

 

 

[Mat 0]

I thought it was one of his better works.

 

Rand, you should put the next part.

[Kaitlin 22]

I shouldn't have taken it out on you, Lord_Rand. I apologize for hurting your feelings! I just lost my temper I guess, but I shouldn't have said that!

 

?

 

I really want to hear what you've written.

[Lord Rand 0]

Ok.

 

Dan had a best friend named Jer. None of the girls really liked him except this one farmer's daughter. But then she married someone else and that man's baby.

 

Jer was sad. He was also upset.

 

His other buddy, Sap, tried to cheer him up.

 

They traveled to a town nearby and tried to get girls to dance with Jer.

 

But none of them wanted him.

 

Finally, a Wisdom took pity on Jer and offered him her daughter.

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Wow !! Go on

[Olivia 26]

This is what happens when inbred sheepherders homeschool their kids. o.O

[Asmodean82 0]

O.....K......

[Marie 73]

This is what happens when inbred sheepherders homeschool their kids. o.O

Seems kind of low to insult Tam like that. There is only so much a single man can do.

[jan 14]

*refrains from commenting*

[Asmodean82 0]

Well, Tam can always claim orphan Dad.

[Brynefan 2]

Tam surely did a good job for a shepherder made soldier who married a much younger girl, who he let everybody call outlander though she was from Caemlyn.

[Lord Rand 0]

As it turned out the daughter of the Wisdom only had five teeth. Three of those were rotton.

 

But even worse, Sap realised he had already engaged in hayloft activities with the gel. Jer was heartbroken.

 

To make himself feel better he broke Sap's nose.