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I got this idea from another forum, its basically just everyone makes suggestions as to what Rand should have differently in the series, eg:

 

Do not piss off certain members of the red ajah early on in the series, they won't forget about it

 

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If there are two options, kill the nasty forsaken in front of you or let her kill you, pick option number 1 :P

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I like this game.

 

How about telling the Aes Sedai with you that you are pretty sure of as being good that you are having horrible dreams with who you think is the DO in them when it seems like you could be in some real danger.

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HOW ABOUT NOT LETTING MOIRAINE DIE.

 

:P

 

Speaking of Moiraine, maybe instead of just asking her if Aes Sedai can lie in letters, if Black Ajah members can lie period. In other words, stop trusting Darkfreinds, fool.

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Don't alienate everybody that can help you, especially if you've just been made supreme ruler of a country and you're more out of place than a barbequed chicken in a pickle jar.

 

Expand your empire with care. Case in point: Try not to have two big cities at different ends of the map when you don't own the land between them.

 

For f*cks sake be a man, bitchslap Logaine into submission and kill any Asha'man that oppose you.

 

When diplomats from foreign nations come to treat with you actually meet the poor bastards, don't go running away like a child.

 

Stay calm and don't throw little dragon tantrums, especially when in the presence of infleuntial men and women. It will only show them how stupid you really are.

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I wish he wouldn't have unquestioningly slept with every woman that gave him a kiss. He is such a Slutterton MacSlutto.

 

Aww, come on, he didn't sleep with Berelain even though she threw herself at him :P

 

I agree with Asmo. He should have trusted Moiraine a little more. Also he should have put an end to the Alanna nonsense much earlier. I have a (bad) feeling its gonna cost him big-time.

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Go to Emond's Field and have a pie. The injection of Rednecky Hillbillyness will balance out your overflowing Emoness. These two forces will then destroy eachother and you will be born anew as a decent human being.

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Ah Tosh, you have a way of putting something to bed whilst raising it from the grave in a way the only makes the reader crave more.

 

For my part, Rand only really went for the three women who he's winding up with anyway...Hey how often do YOU get to be a slightly insane messiah???

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