Is Moiraine innocent?

[Vertex 23]

One of the most important reasons Moiraine has a fancy horse is no doubt because she needs one with loads of gaits. Without fancy smooth going gaits, her gem would bounce madly around on her forehead and look very ridicules. Depending on the exact size and shape of it, it might even appear as a dangling phallic symbol.

 

But then I seem to recall--maybe I'm just guessing--that they gallops all quickly at points. This would definitely cause it to swing madly and slap repeatedly against her face.

 

Moiraine appearers to be a fancy dresser, and would no doubt realize what it looks if she's experienced in such matters. So what it boils down to, is weather Moiraine is innocent or not.

[Kaitlin 22]

You're missing the point. It's all a case of misdirection, but I forgive your delicate Niklas mind for not winnowing it out.

 

It's not whether her gem slaps her in the forehead. It's what she's got under her skirt on that saddle.

[Asmodean82 0]

Wait? What's the concern here? Somehow I doubt any innocence from anyone after the leaving of Immonds Field. Moiraine's done her thing. And as far as the forehead gem concern, maybe it's somehow rigid from a sliver of the power, or it's light and tight enough not to matter. Now as far as what's under the skirt?

[Brynefan 2]

Siuan could try a special made saddle to stay put in it

[jan 14]

Oh Vertex! *sighs*

[Olivia 26]

[Kaitlin 22]

Siuan could try a special made saddle to stay put in it

 

Ha! Luckily Moiraine always prepares by bringing cream to rub on afterward whenever they go riding. I don't see why the addition of a new "never slip" saddle would cause that to change.

 

*feeds pancake to Olivia but makes sure there is no bunny fur on it*

[Marie 73]

It is no fair Libby gets a pancake, but not me.

[Vertex 23]

At least you's a girl, you got a fair chance of stealing some while pretending to Kiss. I don't think Olivia would love to kiss Niklas even if he's behaving like an angel and dresses up like a girly.

 

Oh and also, if she has a special saddle, she'd want a bumpy walking cheap horsie wouldn't she? maybe her horse has lots of settings though.

[Asmodean82 0]

Settings? Like a robot horse?! :0 HOW COOL!!!!

[Kaitlin 22]

I want two robot horses so they can synchronize dance.

 

Moiraine is not innocent inside, except that when she was young she was accidentally innocent. I'm sure she got over it quickly.

 

Marie will have to steal Olivia's pancake if she wants some.