Random XIV

[Kaitlin 22]

my apartment flooded at 4am, so I got really drunk so I wouldn't have to be stressed about it, and then I lost my shoe and since I was drunk I seriously considered that it might be in the refrigerator. So I looked for it in the refrigerator. I mean, I seriously, seriously looked in the refrigerator for my shoe.

 

Did you look on top of the fridge?

[Olivia 26]

my apartment flooded at 4am, so I got really drunk so I wouldn't have to be stressed about it, and then I lost my shoe and since I was drunk I seriously considered that it might be in the refrigerator. So I looked for it in the refrigerator. I mean, I seriously, seriously looked in the refrigerator for my shoe.

That's hilarious. You must've really been hitting that oosquai.

 

Did you look on top of the fridge?

Nah it's gotta be under the fridge, along with 14 stray peas dropped while cooking, half a metric ton of lint, and 12 billion cat toys.

[Marie 73]

Good Friday is not so good.

[Olivia 26]

Poor Marie Tell your slaves what happened.

[Deadsy 19]

nobody let it rain this weekend. My window's getting fixed on Monday

[Vertex 23]

I should have my bedroom window replaced too

[Olivia 26]

I should have my bedroom window replaced too

What, did all your clandestine lovers break it while sneaking in?

[Cerendrallion 32]

I hate doing translations. I signed up for English Lit, not bloody linguistics!

[jan 14]

Just back from a nice little trip. I went to Mysore and then took a day trip to Coorg (Madikeri and Abbi Falls). Also visited a Buddhist monastery. I have nice pictures, but they're in my camera and I'm too lazy to download them.

[Kaitlin 22]

I am depressed and nervous. We are hosting a symposium in the village.

[jan 14]

Do you have to speak at it?

[Vertex 23]

I should have my bedroom window replaced too

What, did all your clandestine lovers break it while sneaking in?

 

Oh, yeah, that. *sighs* The prices I pay for being lovely.

[Kaitlin 22]

I have to share my apt with somebody I don't know, but thankfully she is lovely and has been to Bangalore! We had much to talk about and I recommended Jan's books~

 

Vertex boy, I hope you can get your window fixed. Some of those lovers can have stinging kisses.

[jan 14]

she is lovely and has been to Bangalore!

Ooh do you think she'll come back to Bangalore and be lovely some more for me?

 

And thanks for the recommendation, by the way

[Vertex 23]

European and American women are too arrogant for you? Are you looking for a sweet lady that will be caring and understanding?

Then you came to the right place- here you can find a Russian lady that will love you with all her heart.

 

The things they send me!