"I ate out with Santa Claus and I'd do it again"

[Olivia 26]

A friend linked me this. Just find your month, date, shirt, and post!

 

 

 

 

Mine is "I ate out with Santa Claus and I'd do it again."

 

I'm interested to see what other MW members come up with. Also might be fun to think which combo-phrases would suit WoT chars.

[Deadsy 19]

I stabbed my best mate because I'm beautiful

[Vertex 23]

I slapped a glass of milk because I wanted to. I share the last bit with Moiraine She does things because she wants to too

[Olivia 26]

You're right, Vertex. It's kinda funny to match the shirt colors with some of the the Ajahs:

 

Red - Because I have amazing boobs

Green - Because I'm beautiful

Gray - Because that's how I roll

Brown - Because I'm gay

... Black - Because I'm sexy

[Kaitlin 22]

I ran naked with myself because I have amazing boobs.

[Kaitlin 22]

I stabbed my best mate because I'm beautiful

 

This is a like a Lanfear statement.

[Cerendrallion 32]

I licked a ninja because I have amazing boobs...

[Ekho 52]

I stabbed a whore because thats how I role.

[Sivart Reborn 7]

I ran naked with a homosexual because I've got abs.

 

*looks down* I need to start working out.

[jan 14]

I cuddled with the profile owner because I wanted to.

:-/

Did I just cuddle with myself? *loser*

[Sivart Reborn 7]

Aww. Jan is not a loser!

[Whitty 29]

I licked my ex because i have amazing boobs....oh geez lol