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The TV apperantly has the right to a trial.

SO!

Dear members of the jury. You see here, an adorable kitten, a person filled with compassion and love and a large amount of fluff. Does she really seem capable of attacking someone in cold blood?

And now we see the supposed victim. A cold mechanical being devoid of human feelings and compassion, filled only with the need to spew out its filth into the world corrupting as many people as it can until all people are under its thumb. I also want you to look at this picture of Mr. TV taken after the accident.

*Passes around a picture of a TV with painted on devilshorns*

Anyway. I find the defendant, Kitten, not guilty.

I also find Mr.TV guilty of assaulting poor Kitten.

*TV gets executed and the footage gets spread on the web.*

*Everyone is happy ever after*

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*sniffles* I would like to thank Tosh for defending me in this trial. It was an extremely long one, and tiring, but I think it's important for tvs everywhere to know that from now on they can't throw nerf balls at me anymore! Yes! That tv was an example!

 

*pays Tosh in a few kitty toys she found under the stove* These are my favorite, because they have dust.

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