[Split] Living in Randland

[Marie 73]

It's called being realistic. If you want a clean slate in this world, change your name and move. Simple. Also, no need for the foul language.

[Vertex 23]

Stealing chickens from a hungry farmer with family, gets Laura very hurt, me's afraid. Maybe she'd not get hanged but get to work as a maid for that family or something and care for 23 kids and washing their diapers.

 

And for Tosh, well... a clean slate there would mean you'd be a farmer boy or something like that. I'm not sure you'd be able to become an apprentice with out you having connections or your family paying a master to take you in. It'd be a really hard life and unless you are lucky, I'm not sure you'd ever earn enough money for a farm of your own. It'd be poverty *nods*

[Kaitlin 22]

I would probably run into some random Darkfriend in the first two minutes. If I was thrown into the world I'd try to remember everything I read about surviving in the wilderness and when I was ready to go to town I'd pretend to be mute at first and stay there long enough to learn some words! I can bake, sew, ride a horse (well enough not to be Siuan at least, eek!), camp, take care of children, get eggs, milk a cow, knit, paint very small details on things, fish, and know a tiny bit about sailboats... so I could get a job hopefully!

 

*would stay very far away from Tar Valon or anywhere else that could have a Forsaken!*

[Ekho 52]

Before I went to Randland Id write to RJ asking for a dictionary on the language, while there Id learn how to use a sword and become a hero of the horn

 

Edit: unless I could channel, in which case Id be joining the ranks of novices

[Vertex 23]

Oh Ekho, being a soldier or fighter is an awfull job. People who do it, gets issues. Haven't you seen Rambo?

 

But I suppose if you wanna be powerfull, you can join the army and go fight in Iraq. You'll get a gun that's loads more powerfull than any sword... and if you are lucky you might get a thing that blows lots of people up at once. It'll make you feel really powerfull and you can take pictures of the people you kill and send them home to your parents. They are sure to be proud of you! *pets*

[Tosh 8]

Stop crushing my dream! I know I'm not very realistic but since when is a thread about moving to an imaginary fantasy world supposed to be realistic?

As for the foul language I am very sorry if it offends anybody in any way, its a bad habit and I do it without thinking.

 

And with the clean slate thing. If I changed my name and moved it wouldn't be very different would it? I am sure I am being overly dramatic and just a tad bit angsty and annoying but I want to get away from this world. Randland to me is a more beautifull place than this world, so of course I would want to go there if I had a chance. If I continue from here I would get into an unpleasant subject so I'll just stop here.

 

So just, Fluffy happy thoughts.

[Marie 73]

Well we were trying to be realistic, because I think everyone knows that if we were just being fluffy everyone would be most powerful, richest, smartest, and just all around best thing that ever happened in WoT.

[jan 14]

I'm so not going anywhere with chamber pots! Unless I'm camping, I want plumbing, thank you very much!

[Kaitlin 22]

If we tried inventing plumbing for them who's to say if we would get the mechanics right! We could end up with bad stuff backing up in the streets or other nasty things.

[Ekho 52]

Oh Ekho, being a soldier or fighter is an awfull job. People who do it, gets issues. Haven't you seen Rambo?

 

Me a soldier:lol: no way, I'd just like to learn how to use a sword to see what all those nifty moves look like

[Tosh 8]

I've got it now! I can be a gleeman! With a pipe! And a mustachshe! NO! No mustachchssesases.

I just have to learn the flute or something.

[Cerendrallion 32]

Stealing chickens from a hungry farmer with family, gets Laura very hurt, me's afraid. Maybe she'd not get hanged but get to work as a maid for that family or something and care for 23 kids and washing their diapers.

 

 

As lovely as it is for you to care what happens to me, you forget that I am hopelessly fickle and would run away in the middle of the night, to move onto some new disaster.

[Sivart Reborn 7]

Probably get caught, returned, and beaten. Don't do it Laura! *tries to hug Laura in place*

[Vertex 23]

As lovely as it is for you to care what happens to me, you forget that I am hopelessly fickle and would run away in the middle of the night, to move onto some new disaster.

 

You are so brave! *is scared of the dark and all starving wolves in WoT, not to mention Niklas eating trollocs*

[jan 14]

*purposely misunderstand* I know you Swedes are totally barbaric, but eating trollocs?! Ew!