A Game from a Forsaken Gleeman

[jan 14]

She landed with a bump in Far, Far Away, and found herself sitting up in bed.

 

It had all been a dream!

[Marie 73]

And then Nynaeve went back to sleep.

 

She dreamed of Rand riding a horse.

[Tosh 8]

Then the horse, who was actually a demon in desguise, latched onto her chest with its fangs and with a shake of its head ripped open Nynaeves ribcage. And in a picture of senseless violence who would go down forever in the annals of Tar Valon you could see for a brief moment Nynaeves still-beating and shredded heart falling out of the gaping hole.

[Marie 73]

And then Nynaeve was brought back by the Creator and put into a witness protection program.

[Ekho 52]

Until the creator realised Nynaeve wasn't the one who needed protection and released her into the wild

[Marie 73]

And then Nynaeve disappeared never to be seen again.

[Ekho 52]

Which led to Lan disappearing whilst trying to find Nynaeve

[jan 14]

And for a long, long time, peace reigned in the world.

[Tosh 8]

And in a kitchen sat the child of Rand and Min, happily munching away on a cake, his cheeks rosy and a content smile on his face.

And then the cage came down! The cage filled with the Malkieri fighting spiders...

[Kaitlin 22]

The spiders possessed eight little booties each to put on the tips of their eight wickedly long legs because they had an exoskeleton allergy to red hair, but otherwise were the most vicious spiders trained in the martial arts the world had ever known.

 

A piece of cake dropped from between the boy's icing covered fingers.

[Ekho 52]

But the spiders got there first and ate the cake, which caused them all to be violently sick all over the boy

[jan 14]

"Ew!" said Rand, and promptly disappeared through the door.

[Brynefan 2]

But Min jumped on him.

 

"I knew this would happen, and that you would try to run away," she said and pushed Rand back into the kitchen.

 

"Can I at least get some paper towels?" he shouted.

[Mea 0]

Then the world blew up and everyone died horrible, horrible deaths and their corpses were eaten by crows and rats who all choked on the bones and died. *hates world so much*

[Ekho 52]

And once the crows and rats had finished eating the dead people, they sat back and marvelled that they were the last living creatures on Earth