Why Thom is a better Pillowfriend

[Olivia 26]

Jesus Christ Olivia, how does your brain absorb all this wot knowledge?!

 

Because I have no life? And besides, there's plenty of details I forget.

[Kaitlin 22]

Hey it could have been grandpa who gave it.

 

"They" say, though I do not know if they are right, that a guy pretty much is built down there like his father, so it could have been his dad's dad too.

 

Yay someone understood my joke...I think.

 

I got it, but I think I was too vague while playing along.

 

Because I have no life? And besides, there's plenty of details I forget.

 

You really do know so much info. You may well have forgotten more about wot that a lot of us remember.

[jan 14]

Because I have no life? And besides, there's plenty of details I forget.

Well, I have no life either, but can't seem to remember much WoT-wise!

[Asmodean82 0]

We'll see about THAT!

Who killed Asmodean?

Who is Noal really?

Who was the third person fishing with Perrin and Moiraine- TDR

Who killed Pedron Niall?

[Olivia 26]

Who killed Asmodean?

Who is Noal really?

Who was the third person fishing with Perrin and Moiraine- TDR

Who killed Pedron Niall?

 

I think it was Graendal.

Noal is probably Jain Farstrider, or someone who knew him.

Loial was fishing with Perrin and Moiraine.

I think Valda killed Niall. Or was it some underling acting on behalf of him? Dunno

[Asmodean82 0]

Hehe, I KNEW that last one would get people. Yes Valda was involved but he didn't do the deed himself. Anyone?

[Marie 73]

Who is Cormanes?

 

Eh, that's weak!

 

I don't remember anything about the Whitecloaks. : Such a bad fan.

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

As for Asmodean, it has to be a channeler well aware about Tel'aran'rhoid and its ways, but I have a feeling it might not be a forsaken.

 

I think Noal is Jain Fairstraider, triple distilled for his knowledge at the Thakan'dar by the shadow and nutty(though not completely, he has flashes of sanity sometimes). I believe he will be going along on the quest to save Mo.

 

I cannot remember most small details anymore, only the major plot lines. But I am sure Olivia is right about the third

 

Well, I remember a Lord Captain killing Niall, then Valda getting there, killing him and declaring himself the LCC.

[Brynefan 2]

The fake spymaster Omerna killed Niall.

[Tosh 8]

Who is Noal really?

I think he says he is the cousin of Jain Farstrider, though the authentity of his claim is generally questioned.

Loial was fishing with Perrin and Moiraine.

Ha! I knew that!

[Kaitlin 22]

 

Ha! I knew that!

 

Me too!! *was way too excited about knowing*

 

I think it was Graendal that killed Asmo too. It just makes the most sense.

 

There's hardly anything about Whitecloaks that I can remember, but I can name all of Moiraine's relatives (that we know about) and pretty much write a paper on Damodreds and Cairhien/Andor noble lines in general. That's where my priorities lie... and that is embarrassing. Also I like to keep track of wot sexual conquests.

 

Olivia is our resident Brown. It should be official.

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Olivia is our resident Brown. It should be official.

 

I second that

[Tosh 8]

Thirdededed.

Also I like to keep track of wot sexual conquests.

Unless you are royalty or otherwise hugely important you can only have one. Actually, if it weren't for Mat, all WoT characters I can think of that has (that we know of) had sex with more than one person is descended from a royal bloodline.

[Kaitlin 22]

I was going to point out Lan but you're right... he's royal!

 

Thom has had sex with Dena, Miss Boobly, Morgase, and probably scores of others. It's a good thing they don't seem to have VD. Healing weaves would probably fix that situation otherwise.

 

Min seemed to know what she was doing a lot more than the others. The Aiel just had a lot of pairing off!

 

Uh... I imagine Uno went on quite a few "dates". But do we know? It is a little annoying that everybody ended up with their true love.

 

Yes, we don't know about Siuan but I highly doubt Moiraine was her only one.

 

We need more info.

 

And *Fourths!* >; D

[Tosh 8]

The thing with Thom and Mat is that it is never actually said that they had sex with those women (again if I remember correctly). Thom is said to have been the lover of Morgase so unless that refers to them loving eachother and consumating this love by making kissy faces at one another while keeping a respectable distance (4 meters) it seems a safe bet that they danced the decumbent waltz.

 

So thats one woman for Thom.

 

Now Dena... I just hope to god that Thom didn't so anything to that poor girl.

 

And at this point it seems unecessary to mention...Whatsherface...ehm...Slutty McMaid? Chi L'dmolestor?

 

Mat just seemed to have women sitting on his knees all the time, and unless thats his favoured sexual position I don't think theres any real grounds for thinking he managed to get them to sit on anything else...