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Happy Birthday, Birthday Salkin!

 

Here is a poem:

 

There once was a Swede named St. Nik

Who outran a Katie real quick

But she hid round a corner

with a birthday hat on 'er

And this is the end of Nik's birthday limerick which does not rhyme nor have the correct amount of syllables at the end

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Thank you everyone <3 Please feel free to continue celebrating me!

 

If you happen to have a sweet tooth, or is an alcohol, gambler, nymph, or even a Moiraine fanatic(though that is stretching it), and there is something you want but know you shouldn't have, you may have it without feeling guilty if it is for my sake. :oops:

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I'm very sorry for neglecting to wish you a happy birthday Niklas.

 

I think you'll be happy to know however that I drank an entire carton of expensive juice in your name as penance. Really expensive juice. I was really thirsty. It was sinfully delicious.

Like suckling the left tit of god, and biting down on the nipple.

It was wild man.

 

Thank you for the picture of the mating snakes you posted in my birthday thread by the way. Did you say you took it yourself? I've only seen a snake in the wild once here in Sweden. I thought it was a worm.

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