The truth of Moiraine fans

[Marie 73]

Every six months I like to look at site stats. Because graphs are pretty. MWers like Firefox, their widescreen monitors, and apparently there are Australian and Taiwanese lurkers.

 

But what is always most interesting are the keywords and phrases people use to find MW in the first place. This next graphic shows a keyword tree for the word "moiraine". All I have to say is Lan's nipple...

 

[Vertex 23]

ooh, *reads from graph* Lan's nipple is small and green on a black chest, and is often spanked near Moiraine who's white like a...white. Could the impact of having witnessed what she saw have changed her ajah?

[Olivia 26]

"Spank" in bigger letters than "Sedai"! Also love that "sex" down at the bottom. The "dance with" and "sweat tent" keywords brought back yummy memories from EotW and TFoH...

 

Edit: Before anyone asks, NO it's not me who's responsible for all those "Moiraine spank" searches... at least it wasn't until I read the graph. *off to google*

Edited June 9, 2010 by Olivia

[Cerendrallion 32]

Love the massive 'Elaida'

[AshSnow 0]

Hilarious graph...our community has a dirty mind, in a kinky way.

[Sam 19]

i have to wonder what anyone was expecting putting moiraine lan nipple into google

[jan 14]

I'm not sure I'd want to know!

[AshSnow 0]

I'm not sure I'd want to know!

 

Don't hide the truth!

I wonder what the search would turn up *Looks at google toolbar and contemplates... *

 

Well, as Sam said Idk what people were looking for, but you get a lot of Moraine/Other female Naughty Fan Fics. None having anything to do with Lan's Nipple though.

 

*Click at your own risk*

 

Naughty Fan Fic

Naughty Moiraine/Siuan

Naughty Christmas Special

Link 3

Lan's Diary

Elayne and Gawyn incest?

 

 

Edited June 12, 2010 by AshSnow

[Olivia 26]

A couple of those naughty fics you linked were written by our very own Cerendrallion. You can probably find them here on MW, either in the Notti section or under Fanfic. Proof of the "truth behind Moiraine fans".

[Kaitlin 22]

I don't think we have any Australian or Taiwanese active members though! ;-; Either MW lurkers are more kinky than us or less and get scared by our kinky ways.

 

Siuan is bigger with Elaida. People like sweaty Moiraine in sweat tents too it seems like.

 

I like the Moiraine and > siuan lovers, galad and thom. I wonder if it was a bunch of pervs searching for those things at once.

[Sivart Reborn 7]

I know we like Firefox... but Lan's nipple? We scare me, guys.

 

edit: If any Australian lurker reads this, go ahead and join. I want a online friend from Australia, but have yet to encounter one that admits it.

Edited June 17, 2010 by Sazh.

[Sam 19]

the irony is that thanks to this thread and curious forum goers MW will rank even higher for lan nipple.

[Kesiera 0]

I always knew you were a disturbed group of people!

[Vertex 23]

Well, at least we don't sleep around with old men and jump into portals with evil women.

 

Edit: Or at least I don't!

Edited July 30, 2010 by Vertex

[Kaitlin 22]

I might have done the second one if by portal you mean "pool" and if by evil you mean "wasted".

 

And, yes, Niklas is not totally wrong! *won't admit he's right*