[Split] Religion

[Tosh 8]

Wars in the name of religion as you say are no different from other wars. They are all fueled by greed. There is always someone who can find a way to justify a war and religion is a very easy way to do so and aslong as somebody gets money in their pocket nobody will complain. So basically wars of religion is no different from other wars, they only point out what we already know. Religion is tainted.

Something that confuses me is suicide bombers. I'm right when I say that nowhere in the koran is it said that you become a martyr and come to heaven if you do this yes? It is scary what humans can come to believe.

 

P.S: Thinking of what happened the last time I wrote something I was this tired I'll just apologise in advance to everybody. I think there was something more I was going to say in the post but it keeps eluding me. Curse you foggy mind.

[Olivia 26]

Something that confuses me is suicide bombers. I'm right when I say that nowhere in the koran is it said that you become a martyr and come to heaven if you do this yes? It is scary what humans can come to believe.

 

Actually, suicide bombers are under the belief that they are martyrs, and I think it is mentioned somewhere in the Koran that the reward in heaven is "71 dark-haired virgins" Not kidding at all. That may have been something added later to the Koran or just used by brainwashers, but that's what they think. (Seriously, who needs 71 women? That'd make even Rand faint.)

[Tosh 8]

(Seriously, who needs 71 women? That'd make even Rand faint.)

Well if your dead its not like you have to take a break and eat or rest or anything.

[Sivart Reborn 7]

What would you do with 71 at the same time though?...

[Vertex 23]

You could always arrange a beach volleyball tournament...

[Sivart Reborn 7]

If you had a beach...

[jan 14]

But 71 is overdoing it even if you had a beach...

[Tosh 8]

Um, nobody ever said the dead martyr guy had to occupy them all at once. He could have three and then the rest could have some fun of their own, and then allah would watch and get all giddy with exitement and create animals like the possum. Possums are strange..

[Ekho 52]

What would you do with 71 at the same time though?...

 

I suppose everyone could take turns;P

[Kaitlin 22]

That is fine, as long as each girl would get 71 guys too, and so on.

[Marie 73]

See, once he had them they wouldn't be 71 dark eyed virgins anymore. They'd just be dark eyed! That's what always got to me. If you are that into virgins why not say you'll get a new one every night in eternity?

[Kaitlin 22]

Yes, even if he had them one a night... 71 days is not even very long while you are alive! What's he going to do after that?

[jan 14]

That is fine, as long as each girl would get 71 guys too, and so on.

 

There'd be a lot of very sore people around...

[Vertex 23]

That is fine, as long as each girl would get 71 guys too, and so on.

It is lucky they are already dead because really... *thinks of icky diseases*

 

If sore only was the only thing!

[Kaitlin 22]

I was talking about this to Niklas before, but it's appropriate here too. I cannot understand how people could be with each other in heaven. Most of the best stuff is naughty. If it is in heaven God or whoever could just walk by a window and peek in to ask you why you aren't saying your prayers right now and then you would be caught by the Higher Power! That must be even worse than by parents.

 

At least on earth you can't actually see the Higher Power or whoever looking.