A Game from a Forsaken Gleeman

[Olivia 26]

There was much rejoicing.

[Marie 73]

And then Nynaeve married Moiraine, but kept Siuan as a side dish for lonely nights.

[Ekho 52]

Until Elaida killed Nynaeve

[Brynefan 2]

Siuan strangled Elaida with Nynaeve's braid and disposed of the body in Lord Bryne's bed as a nasty surprise. Then she and Moiraine went out into the night, scheming, and returned with a caged bird and a rubber band.

[Tosh 8]

But the bird excaped, and it travelled the world having many extroadinary adventures. Then it was hit by a renegade flying asparagus, and it died.

[Marie 73]

And then Nynaeve became a zombie.

[jan 14]

And set out into the horizon in search of Lan the Ghost...

[Asmodean82 0]

......................... AND Amarah and Milan looked at one another and said, "I think it's time to find a place retire. Perhaps to somewhere warm like.... the Aiel Waste."

 

Meanwhile, the Creepy zombie bird found the zombie Lan (cause Zombies can smell other zombies) fighting a zombie Fade (which is already redundant) deep in the swamps of the blight.

[Kaitlin 22]

The DO watched and ate Movie Theater Style Buttered Popcorn until he felt sick. The Creator watched on the other side, crying.

[Brynefan 2]

Soon zombie Nynaeve found her husband too.

[Marie 73]

And then Nynaeve was reincarnated by the Creator and went far, far away from Crazy Town.

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Meanwhile, Elayne was still brushing her hair and looking into the mirror, thinking "How do I wear it ?"

[Ekho 52]

Until Mat stole all the mirrors in the palace, leaving the distraught Elayne to have a nervous breakdown

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Elayne being pregnant decided to seek comfort in the arms of Tallonvor, who was otherwise engaged with the Queen

[Tosh 8]

But it turns out that Rand, in a preemptive strike against Elaynes loose and wench-like nature had chopped off Talanvors arms, as well as anything else useful. The same had been done to all of the men in Andor, and the surrounding countries just to be sure, in the end noone but the men in question cared anyway.