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I love how suddenly the conversation shifted from Tosh's personal infidelities. Escape! Escape!

 

NOW to cut off the first and pinky finger of each of the world's best musical artists. How's that for making your presence felt?

 

(SIDE NOTE) Asmo did stuff like that in the Age of Legends... as a proxy of his I take no responsiblity. ;)

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UGH this is reminding of another reason I want the next book: Semi.

 

I just had a flashback to Laura's fic about Cadsuane's "interrogation" of Semirhage. I highly doubt Sanderson will be able to top that in book 12 xD I wonder if Semirhage will just get gutted or if she'll be leashed with an a'dam or something.

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I wonder if Semirhage will just get gutted or if she'll be leashed with an a'dam or something.

Well considering the WoT characters track-record on actually killing their enemies....

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knowing rand he'll have a crucial moment where he could kill Semi but won't because of his ridiculous inability to kill women, leading to the death of yet another valuable character...oh no wait thats already been done ;)

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knowing rand he'll have a crucial moment where he could kill Semi but won't because of his ridiculous inability to kill women, leading to the death of yet another valuable character...oh no wait thats already been done ;)

 

Rand stands in front of Semi - who is standing in front of a large and otherworldly doorway to another dimension.

 

The three hoes scream in annoyance and roll around on the floor behind Rand while Semi's torturous weaves of itchiness strike at every nook and cranny of them. Rand cries and wrings his hand and stump together.

 

"Please, learn to be good. You are a woman. I am helpless."

 

Semi laughs an evil laugh that speaks of centuries of pain for Rand and all of his hos +plus Cadsuane too who is currently taking a nap, "Ha!"

 

A pretty thin looking (but still hot) Moiraine walks in from a side door, eating a ham sandwich. She spies Rand, Semi, and his screaming hos.

 

"For the love of....fine."

 

Moiraine sighs, drops the sandwich, licks her fingers, and hikes her skirts up just a ladylike couple of inches. Semi half-turns toward Moiraine as the little woman becomes a speeding blue bullet, driving them both through the mysterious doorway and into the beyond.

 

"ANGST! Moiraine not youuuuu again!" Rand says, as he raises both his fist and stump in the air.

 

Thom, hearing the commotion, wanders into the room with his lunch in hand as well. He sees the sandwich lying half-finished on the floor, takes note of the doorway, puffs his mustaches, calls back at Noal to bring the iced tea with them, and heads into the doorway too. He mutters, "But we just got here half an hour ago." very peevishly in Rand's general direction.

 

Rand clutches his useless Min while the other two comfort each other by scratching and generally making out.

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Hmmmm I like the implied distain for his useless Min! Almost as much as the scratching and generally making out. Making out generally....generally speaking. LOl, Golly that tickles me. Getting too sexy around here!

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